Tell Us Now: 17 Ridiculous Lies We Believed As Kids
Adults say the darndest things, and kids believe 'em.

We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “What's the silliest lie you believed as a kid?” Here are 17 of the funniest answers. Darn it, kids sure are gullible.
If You Eat Seeds, The Plant Will Grow Inside You

Gotta Feed the Trains the Corn

The Seven Layers of Self

Don't Smoke Or You'll Lose a Finger

Your Permanent Record Will Follow You Forever

Marshmallow Farms

Tolls Keep The Roads Up, Literally

Mom's Lying Button

Lose Lips Fall Off

Light-Up Shoes Will Catch Fire

Money Laundering But Make It Literal

Car Lights Are Actually Illegal

My Dad's Brush with Death

Rest in Rehab, Hamster

My Dad Is in Kiss

Learning Spanish Is Against the Law

Thongs Give You Cancer
