As we hunker down for another cautiously celebratory holiday season spent mostly on our butts in front of the TV, here are a few must-see holiday films that received poor reviews but bring joy and merriment to those who derive pleasure from ridiculousness.

Santa Jaws CRACKED COM This movie is what happens when a really bad idea is seen through to completion: a young kid draws a comic of a shark with a Santa hat on his dorsal fin that comes to life and kills his whole family. Complete with gratuitously gory deaths and a giant, sharpened candy cane weapon, Santa Jaws is sure to polarize the entire family.

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Elves CRACKED.COM, This truly unhinged 1989 holiday horror film features a demonic, ancient elf who is the central figure in a modern-day Neo-Nazi plan to create a human elfhybrid master race which Hitler had always dreamed would conquer the world. Need we say more?

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Christmas Evil CRACKED.COM In this 1980s holiday psychological horror thriller, a man who was mentally scarred as a child upon learning Santa Claus is not real, goes on a murderous rampage dressed as-you guessed it-Santa.

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Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights CRACKED.COM If you like Adam Sandler or animated holiday movies-which most people don't-look no further than this unique and polarizing movie, which centers on Jewish characters during Hannukah. If your sense ofhumor includes lame, nearly unbearable late-night cartoons, it's a must watch.

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