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We laughed. We learned. We built bunk beds. 

No power tools

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Use your space wisely. NATIVE m Not everyone can live in a mansion. If you're tight on space, find creative ways to consolidate furniture. Building bunk beds, for example, will give you so much more room for activities.

Watch: Bunk Beds (Columbia Pictures)

We want to tell you our weaknesses

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Tighten up your resume. While Jesus Christ may be your personal Lord and Savior, Не cannot be listed as a personal reference. Prospective employers are looking for people they can actually contact.

Watch: Job Interview (Columbia Pictures)

Purse in the freezer

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Never wake a sleepwalker. m Experts recommend gently guiding sleepwalkers back to bed instead of waking them. Even if they're destroying the kitchen. Don't worry -- they're going to get jobs and be gone in a month.

Watch: Sleepwalkers (Columbia Pictures)

Catalina Wine Mixer

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Find your voice. When you have a gift, it's your obligation to share it with the world. You deserve to be heard so come in soft, then finish strong. After all, it's the f***ing Catalina Wine Mixer.

Watch: Sing (Columbia Pictures)

Did you touch my drum set?

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM Don't touch the drum set. It's simple: Don't use other people's things without their permission. If you refuse to respect personal boundaries, be prepared to get stabbed in the neck with a knife. You have been warned.

Watch: Drum Set (Columbia Pictures)

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