Hey! Did you know that crypto investors are turning to astrology? Yes, of course cryptoastrology (astrocryptology?) is a thing now. Why wouldn’t it be? Crypto and astro have a lot in common – for starters, they both rely on complex math, cognitive biases, and validation from like-minded people in the face of a mocking, unbelieving world (which can be a hell of a drug). But we’re not here to find parallels -- we’re here to, as Doctor Ken Watanabe would put it, let them fight. May the better nebulous, belief-fueled fiction win!












