10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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15 Now-You-Know Facts From The Not-So-Distant Past

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15 Now-You-Know Facts From The Not-So-Distant Past

Ah, the Millennial age is coming to a close, clinging onto their dwindling youth as the Zoomers are rising into prominence. That said, who doesn’t appreciate a good throwback (is “throwback” still a word or something the olds say)? When going back and reflecting on our past, we can look upon several things fondly while also learning some new tidbits about them. 

Hey! That’s what this Pictofact is about!

I’m sure you have a dead Tamagotchi in your basement or attic somewhere, but were you aware that you could have it buried in a special cemetery? Or that the city you created in SimCity could never be made for a really depressing reason? Or that you could still use your old Blockbuster card in Oregon?

Take a trip down memory lane, soak in the nostalgia, and give your impressionable, young, still-awkward-on-dates past a full body massage with these random factoids about your not-so-distant past.

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