Tell Us Now: What Fictional Character Would You Bring To Life?

Saying a hard no to Thanos fans.
Tell Us Now: What Fictional Character Would You Bring To Life?

We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “If you could make one fictional character real, who would it be and why?” Star Trek was by far the most popular series, and we definitely don't blame you. We do blame you for one of the most popular answers being Thanos, which we will not encourage with a proper entry. 

TELL US NOW. JEAN-LUC PICARD Billie H. tells US, The Federation trusted him to f**k about the galaxy at his leisure, with their most technologically advanced piece of equipment at his disposal, and he always deferred to civility and understanding versus just nuking things from orbit. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. DOCTOR MANHATTAN C.F.G. nominates the Watchmen character because Why the hell not? CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. GROWLITHE Michael F. argues, What's better than a fluffy puppy? A fluffy puppy that always stays a puppy without exposure to a certain stone, with a fierce sense of loyalty to its trainer, who can blast potential threats with fire...but only by command. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. RICK O'CONNELL Laurie A. nominates The Mummy character, saying, Because the world needs more strong, loving men who treat their partners as equals and respect their partners' intellect. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. SUPERMAN Jennifer G. simply says that he should be real because our world needs saving. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. THE DOCTOR A.P.K. nominates the Star Trek character, adding, I need someone high tech, who doesn't tire when giving therapeutic massage. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. ZEFRAM COCHRANE Clay S. tells US, He'll invent warp drive. We'll make first contact with aliens and build a utopia here on Earth eventually. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. LISBETH SALANDER Maria M. wants to see The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo come to life so she can hack all the incels and destroy their lives. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. GEORDI LA FORGE Malik T. would love to see him come to life so he can build a working warp engine and teleportation machine for us. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. GODZILLA Bill G. says, The world would be so much more interesting if we had kaiju running around. Even if it was just Godzilla, it would be such a remarkable thing to observe. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. GENIE Lee W. nominated Genie from Aladdin, saying That'II make magic and wishes real, and we'd get Robin back. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. THE GREAT GAZOO Mark S. says, He invented a machine that would destroy the universe. He must be very interesting to talk to. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. LADY GALADRIEL Lupus C. says, I'll have her tell me the complete story of Arda, and I'd stare into her fair eyes to witness the light of the trees in Valinor. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. DEXTER Casey P. says, Seriously, do I need to elaborate? In case you need more elaboration, he's a serial killer that kills serial killers. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. ZAPP BRANNIGAN Josh H. jokes, We could use his leadership skills and heroism. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. JOSIAH BARLET Noah U. says of The West Wing character, He's the best fictional president. Maybe he could be the actual president. CRACKED.COM
TELL US NOW. AL BUNDY Bob W. says, I feel like AI Bundy would be cool to hang out with. Just sit around and watch TV and complain about the world and how things used to be. But then I feel like he'd hit me up for money or something, and it'd just be awkward. CRACKED.COM
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