Companies used to beg us to carry around their branded gear -- free convention swag, anyone? -- but something in the culture has shifted.  Suddenly, McRib jogging shorts are a status symbol, not a hokey giveaway.  Here are 12 examples of ridiculous (and ridiculously expensive) corporate merch. 

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