The human body is a miracle, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't always be finding new ways to game the system and get an advantage. So if you're having a hard time with this whole "living" thing, we're here to help. As it turns out, there are all sorts of ways you can manipulate your meat sack into doing your bidding.

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