26 Movies Coming Out In 2021
2020 can go to Hell. Good GOD, remember how awful that year was? There was a whole pandemic that…checks news, clicks on bookmark for CDC website, gets depressed that the CDC website is bookmarked…STILL HASN'T ENDED??! Yeah, 2020 can go to Hell. Or maybe Hell is too good for 2020.
Anyway 2021, hopefully, can go to theaters. Movies are humanity's safest drug, and they're best consumed in Dolby surround sound with other, more unsafe drugs, like excessively buttered popcorn and sugary soda and a pile of little chocolate sugar pellets you consume fast enough that you don't realize your stomach hurts. Give us that healing escapism we so desperately need after a trash year. Here's a quick reminder of 26 movies that'll be out in 2021. It is in no way comprehensive, but a quick reminder of some movies to look forward to in the coming year since you probably haven't been watching trailers.