15 Vintage Action Figures That Desecrate The IRL Stars
Modern-day action figures are practically a fine art, but that wasn’t always the case. Here are 15 movie and TV tie-in toys that bear almost no resemblance to their famous counterparts.
![15 Vintage Action Figures That Desecrate The IRL Stars](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/5/762085_320x180.jpg)
Action figures in the 21st century are practically a fine art, but that wasn’t always the case. Here are 15 movie tie-in toys that bear almost no resemblance to their famous real-life counterparts.
![THE MATRIX GRACKEDCOM KEANU REEVES AS NEO Any idea why Neo is wearing Harry Houdini's straightjacket?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/3/762093.jpg)
![STAR WARS CARRIE FISHER AS PRINCESS LEIA Princess Leia has one defining physical characteristic and it ain't windblown hair after a long bike ride.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/0/762140.jpg)
![RAMBO CRACKED:COM SYLVESTER STALLONE AS JOHN RAMBO We'll have to double-check our anatomy book, but what's with the freaky ring-toss muscles on Rambo'](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/3/762143.jpg)
![RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK CRAGKED.COM HARRISON FORD AS INDIANA JONES Good thing Kenner had that big box of Action Figures Wearing Men's Dress Hats layin](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/1/762091.jpg)
![PULP FICTION GRACKEDCOM UMA THURMAN AS MIA WALLACE Marcellus Wallace had someone's toy designing, hillbilly a killed, that's a hard motherfk ing fact.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/9/762089.jpg)
![HOOK CRACKED COM ROBIN WILLIAMS AS PETER PAN It's like the toy makers entered a look nothing like Robin Williams contest, and were gunning for first](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/6/762146.jpg)
![MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE CRACKED COM TOM CRUISE AS ETHAN HUNT They messed up Tom Cruise's face, but at least they got the height right.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/2/762142.jpg)
![KARATE KID GRACKED COM RALPH MACCHIO AS DANIEL LARUSSO Daniel, what happened to your face? And don't tell me it was another bike accident!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/5/762145.jpg)
![BACK TO THE FUTURE CRACKED COM MICHAEL J. FOX AS MARTY MCFLY No wonder Marty's mom never recognized him.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/7/762087.jpg)
![THE BIONIC WOMAN CRACKED.COM LINDSAY WAGNER AS JAIME SUMMERS This is what bionic eyes look like after a heavy dose of amphetamines.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/0/0/762100.jpg)
![JURASSIC PARK GRACKED COM P WAYNE KNIGHT AS DENNIS NEDRY Other than the sunglasses, hairstyle, bazooka, and action-hero body, this looks exactly like](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/4/762094.jpg)
![GHOST RIDER CRACKED COM NICHOLAS CAGE AS JOHNNY BLAZE Nicholas Cage has had SO many faces, this action figure probably resembles one of them.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/1/762141.jpg)
![E.T. CRACKED COM HENRY THOMAS AS ELLIOTT This is what happened to Elliott after the government scientists got their hands on him.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/6/762096.jpg)
![CROCODILE DUNDEE CRACKED COM PAUL HOGAN AS CROCODILE DUNDEE Pretty sure Croc's head used to belong to another hero wearing a headband, but they painte](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/4/762144.jpg)
![ALIEN GRACKED COM SIGOURNEY WEAVER AS RIPLEY OK, this one is just mean.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/0/762090.jpg)