30 Celebrity Beefs That Are Worthy of Their Own Movies

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30 Celebrity Beefs That Are Worthy of Their Own Movies
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If you’re into hip-hop music, you might be familiar with the Beef film series documenting (you guessed it) beefs between various rap artists and groups. We’re just wondering why they’ve chosen to strictly document the rap game and not, say, the comedy game.

There’s been spicy enough incidents between funny folks to warrant some movies for sure. Don’t believe us? Here are those and many, many others…

Eddie Murphy vs. Bill Cosby

eddie bill COSBY MURPHY CRACKED COM When Murphy hosted SNL in 2019, he took shots at Cos in his monologue. Cosby fired back (from jail, mind you) calling Murphy a Hollywood slave. This has been going on for decades, Murphy told Jerry Seinfeld. Не had a weird thing with me that he didn't have with other comics. It was mean.

Jay Leno vs. David Letterman

jay dave LENO LETTERMAN CRACKED.COM It's the comedy feud that got its own TV movie, The Late Shift. It's no secret that Johnny Carson preferred Letterman to take over his Tonight Show, but Leno ended up with the gig. Carson never guested with Jay, but showed up on Letterman to ask How pissed off are you?

Andy Dick vs. Jon Lovitz

ANDY DICK vs. JON LOVITZ THE LAUGH FACTORY CRACKED.COM The trouble started when Lovitz accused Dick of contributing to Phil Hartman's death by giving cocaine to his then-sober wife. Dick later told Lovitz, I put the Phil Hartman hex on you, you're the next one to die. When the two met at a comedy club a week later, Lovitz grabbed him by his shirt and smashed his head into the bar. And I did it again. I would have kept going, but the doorman broke it up.

Phil Hartman vs. Rob Schneider

phil rob SCHNEIDER HARTMAN CRACKED.COM DRN Hartman helped a young female friend of his family land an internship on Weekend Update. Schneider's girlfriend didn't like the competition and convinced Rob to fire her. According to David Spade, Hartman threw Schneider up against a wall and said I'll put a bullet in your head. Yikes.

Louis C.K. vs. Dane Cook

louis dane CK COOK CRACKED COM Comedy nerds were quick to point out the similarities between Cook's 2005 album Retaliation and three separate bits on CK's 2001 Live In Houston. The two hashed it out on an uncomfortable episode (aren't they all) of Louie, with neither side really giving in.

Sam Kinison vs. Andrew Dice Clay

sam andrew dice KINISON CLAY CRACKED COM Kinison accused Clay of stealing his act. Sam is just a horrible person, Clay shot back. When his career first took off, it was fine. But when | started making it, he couldn't take it. Never one to make nice, Kinison said he hoped the Dice Man would die of stomach cancer.

Seth Rogen vs. Rob Schneider

seth rob SCHNEIDER ROGEN CRACKED.COM De This is a weird one. The increasingly conservative Schneider blocked Rogen on Twitter despite no interaction, presumably for the sin of being liberal. Rogen's fellow comics had a field day, tweeting reactions like You can't do it! and Makin' blockies!

Chris Kattan vs. Norm Macdonald

chris norm KATTAN MACDONALD GRAGKED.COM In addition to questioning Kattan's sexuality, MacDonald told Rolling Stone, I don't find him funny. What can | say? Never made me laugh. Norm gives me a hard time, responded Kattan. If Norm says I'm gay, then put in that I say he's an *sshole.

Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia

carlos joe MENCIA ROGAN EPIC OG CRACKED.COM ISH'T Rogan actually confronted Mencia onstage about stealing jokes from other comics. Joe then posted online clips of Mencia side-by-side with other comedians to prove Carlos was swiping material. Yep, anti-cancel culture guy Rogan canceled Carlos Mencia.

Lucy Liu vs. Bill Murray

LUCY LIU vs. BILL MURRAY BOSLEY'S OFFICE CRACKED.COM Murray interrupted Charlie's Angels filming to criticize Liu's performance, complaining What in the hell are you doing here? You can't act! Liu responded by throwing wild punches before cast and crew got between them. The fight may have something to do with Bernie Mac taking over as Bosley in the sequel.

Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom

JUSTIN BIEBER vs. ORLANDO BLOOM IBIZA CRACKED.COM First, the Biebs got cozy with Bloom's then-wife Miranda Kerr at a Victoria's Secret fashion show. Then Bloom started hanging with Selena Gomez and things got messy. Accounts of the actual fight vary but witnesses seem to agree that Bloom threw a haymaker that Bieber dodged with a hearty What's up, bitch?

Kevin Smith vs. Bruce Willis

Kevin Smith and Bruce Willis almost physically fought on the set of Cop Out. At one point, Willis asked Smith to clear the set -- he did, and Willis asked him Do you want to take a swing at me? Не didn't, so that was that. CRACKED.COM

Jamie Foxx vs. LL Cool J

LL Cool J and Jamie Foxx had a fist fight during the shoot of Any Given Sunday (1999). Things got heated between them when they got too excited during a fight scene between their characters. It ended with LL Cool J punching Foxx out cold. Foxx later pressed assault charges. CRACKED.COM

Elton John vs. Madonna

Elton John can't stop talking trash about Madonna. And it's all because of Lady Gaga. Madonna doesn't like Gaga because Born This Way sounds like a straight ripoff of Express Yourself. Because of that friction, Elton keeps lashing out at Madge in public-at one point suggesting she be shot for lip-synching on tour. CRACKED.COM https://youtu.be/hexgsXeSlhs

Tony Curtis vs. Marilyn Monroe

Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe were hotonscreen. Offscreen, he said kissing her was like kissing Hitler. During the filming of Some Like It Hot, Marilyn's issues made the shoot a living hell for the cast and crew. Curtis hated working with her, and compared Marilyn to Hitler when he was asked how he liked doing their romantic scenes. CRACKED.COM Donald Spoto, 1993 Marilyn Monroe. The Biography.

Nicki Minaj vs. Remy Ma

Nicki Minaj and Remy have been feuding for 10 years. Ditchange And they can't stop lashing out with songs. The spat seems to have begun in 2007, when Minaj rapped about a bitch with a crown. At that time Remy was considered the reigning queen of New York rap. The two have been taking musical potshots at each other ever since. CRACKED.COM http://people.com/music/nicki-minaj-remy-ma-rap-beef-everything-to-know/

Pete Sampras vs. Andre Agassi

Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi were bitter tennis rivals. The Championships And it came to a head during a charity match. Sampras and Agassi feuded on and off the court until Sampras' retirement. In 2010 they reunited for a charity doubles tournament, and spent their round mocking one another on open mics and aiming shots at one another's heads. CRACKED.COM https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2010/mar/16/andre-agassi-apologises-pete-sampras

Kid Rock vs. Tommy Lee

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee have an ongoing rivalry. 2 And they got into a fist fight at the VMAs. Both have been married to Pamela Anderson, which is probably part of the problem. It came to a head when Lee phoned Rock and called him a piece of shit, so when the pair met at the VMAs, Rock figured it was time to duke it out. CRACKED.COM http://www.mtv. com/news/1 569461/tommy-lee-explains- his-side-of-the-vma-scuffle-apologizes-to-alicia-keys/

Julia Roberts vs. Eric Roberts

Julia Roberts has a long-running feud with her brother Eric. It may have started over a custody battle. Eric has an ugly past involving violent assault and spousal abuse, and most sources say the feud between the siblings started when Julia took Eric's ex's side in the battle for custody of Eric's daughter Emma. CRACKED.COM https://www. biography. com/news/5-famous-sibling-rivalries

David Duchovny vs. Gillian Anderson

The stars of The X-Files despised one another. David Duchovny says they were monsters. Duchovny blames the show's insane hours and often bizarre locations for destroying the relationship between him and co-star Gillian Anderson. They spent years sniping at each other, but these days say they've patched things up. CRACKED.COM variety.com/2016/tv/features/x-files-revival-fox-david-duchovny-gillian-anderson-1201682379/

Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford

Bette Davis and Joan Crawford loathed each other. And they feuded for their entire careers. Davis thought Crawford had slept her way to the top, and despised the way the press fawned over Crawford's social life. When Crawford tried to make friends, Davis returned her gifts with notes telling her to lay off the lesbian overtures. CRACKED.COM https://black-and-white-movies.com/bette-davis-and-joan-crawford/

Justin Timberlake vs. Prince

Prince and Justin Timberlake had a very public spat. They went a few rounds over whether sexy left. During his set at an Emmy Awards afterparty, Prince quipped, for whoever is claiming that they are bringing sexy back, sexy never left! So on a Timbaland track, Timberlake shot back, If sexy never left, then why's everybody on my shit? CRACKED.COM http://www.contactmusic.com/prince/news/prince-takes-a-swipe-at-timberlake_1006822

William Shatner vs. Leonard Nimoy

Star Trek's leads feuded throughout The Original Series. And Shatner kept stealing Nimoy's bicycle. When William Shatner started insisting that some of Spock's smarter lines go to Captain Kirk, his relationship with Leonard Nimoy became heated. Petty feuding went on throughout the series, although the pair reconciled later on. CRACKED.COM www express .co.uk/expressyourself/11182/Mr-Spock-Captain-Kirk-and-a-bitter-40-year-battle

Robert Shaw vs. Richard Dreyfuss

Robert Shaw and Richard Dreyfuss made Jaws together. Behind the scenes, they feuded the whole time. It started when Shaw complained that he wished he could give up booze, and Dreyfuss responded by throwing Shaw's drink out the window. Shaw spent the rest of the shoot getting shitfaced and bullying Dreyfuss. CRACKED.COM https://youtu.be/QgOzzOuR5wE

Harry Houdini vs. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Celebrated escapologist Harry Houdini and famed Sherlock Holmes author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle were best friends turned to bitter rivals. Doyle turned to spiritualism in his later life and was publicly ridiculed by Houdini in his live shows and newspaper. After Houdini died in a freak accident Doyle tried to contact him in the spirit world; after his failure Doyle claimed Houdini was just being stubborn. CRACKED.COM

Johnny Carson vs. Joan Rivers

In 1986, the upstart Fox network hired Joan Rivers- a longtime friend of Johnny Carson, and a regular guest on THE TONIGHT SHOW-to host her own competing late-night program. Carson was so enraged that he never spoke to Rivers again- even after her LATE SHOW was cancelled. CRACKED.COM

Snooki vs. Chris Christie

Appalled by the 'invasion' of the 'Jersey Shore' people in his own turf, Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie called them buffoons and vetoed $420,000 of tax credit from the show. Snooki retaliated with this tweet: Nicole Polizzi Follow c2snook will not be voting for Chris Christie. Love always, the buffoons from that degrading Jersey Shore show. Christie wasn't actually running for office at the time. CRACKED.COM

Aaron Burr vs. Alexander Hamilton

CRACKED.COM You thought modern political disagreements were ugly? Aaron Burr didn't take kindly to partisan jibber-jabber. Не challenged his political opponent, Alexander Hamilton, A to an illegal pistol duel after years of interpersonal tension. Burr's shot landed in Hamilton's spine, and Mr. Ten Dollar Bill died the next morning. TE

Ford vs. Ferrari

was Ford was all set to buy Ferrari in 1963. until CRACKED.COM Enzo Ferrari cancelled the deal at the last minute. Henry Ford II (grandson of the founder) was so enraged that he ordered his company to develop a car that would humiliate Ferrari at the prestigious Le Mans 24 hour race. FERO RATE CAR SCLE WELB NEED NECTO LONGLIFE EVO The result was the legendary GT40, which won Le Mans four straight years, from 1966 to 1969.

Anthony Daniels vs. Kenny Baker

CRACKED.COM THE MEN BEHIND СЗРО AND R2D2: ANTHONY DANIELS AND KENNY BAKER, DON'T REALLY LIKE ONE ANOTHER. IN FACT, THE MOST INTERACTION THEY EVER HAD ON SET WAS TRADING HARSH INSULTS. ANTHONY DANIELS OFTEN REFERS TO BAKER AS LITTLE MAN, AND EVEN GOES SO FAR TO SAY THAT BAKER DOESN'T HAVE ACTING SKILL AND MAY AS WELL BE A BUCKET. BAKER, ON THE OTHER HAND, CALLED HIM THE ONE WITH THE GOLDEN BALLS AND REFUSES TO JOIN ANY EVENTS THAT INCLUDE DANIELS. ACCORDING TO BAKER, THEY PRETTY MUCH DISLIKE ONE ANOTHER BECAUSE BEING LOCKED IN A METAL SUIT ALL DAY

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