30 Historical Figures Who Died Wildly Brutal Deaths

‘Having molten gold poured down your throat is a bad way to go’
30 Historical Figures Who Died Wildly Brutal Deaths

If you rise to the status of a notable figure in history, it’s a pretty good bet you didn’t do so without pissing off at least a couple people. Very possibly, you pissed off entire nations of people. This naturally leads to a greatly reduced chance of dying from natural causes.

Especially in the past, when swords were infinitely easier to come by, the chances of you being cut down in your prime were far from zero. Sure, some figures managed to stay in everyone’s good graces and eventually pass away peacefully. But there are plenty who didn’t, and Redditors have collected them below. 

JackC1126 . 2mo ago Caesar's death is pretty insane. Stabbed to death on the senate floor by people he thought were his political allies and personal friends.
TacitusJones 2mo ago Crassus. Having molten gold poured down your throat is a bad way to go
Johhnymaddog316 ® 2mo ago Blackbeard the Pirate (Edward Teach). Cornered by the British Navy he went down fighting. When his body was examined he had been shot five times and had twenty sword cuts. The British sailors fired another 20 shots into his body and cut off his head to be displayed as a warning to other would be pirates.
Paige_Railstone 2mo ago Sigurd the Mighty. A Norwegian Jarl of Shetland who conquered part of Northern Scotland. At one point he challenged Máel Brigte the Buck-Toothed, a local leader, to a battle with 40 men to each side. Dishonorably, he brought 80 men to the battle instead of 40 and, as you might imagine, easily won. Máel Brigte was beheaded, and Sigurd rode home victorious with the head strapped to his saddle. That victory proved to be his last, however, as Máel Brigte the Buck-Toothed proved that his nickname was well earned. As Sigurd rode, the teeth of the severed
Czarcasm1776 2mo ago Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria One of the most evil humans on earth A man once quoted as saying show me the man and I'll show you the crime. A rapist of Women & Children, Murdering Psychopath who met his end via on his knees wailing and begging for his life To this day, Russians are still finding the bones of murdered people he had buried at his various houses
MinuteCow8927 . 2mo ago Charles of Navarre (Charles the bad) died a quite terrible death. At 54 years old (1387) he fell seriously ill and on doctors advice, they wrapped him in linen soaked in brandy. Because ... you know...medieval medicine. Unfortunately the maid tripped and dropped a candle which set the brandy ablaze, burning the alive.
TrespianRomance . 2mo ago Anne Boleyn Henry VIII must have actually loved her at one point to then turn around and have her not only executed, but then as erased as he could possibly make her afterwards. Не felt so betrayed (despite being the betrayer himself), he tried to erase her existence
Pantastic_Studios . 2mo ago Jamestown governor John Ratcliffe, the villain in Disney's Pocahontas. Had his skin peeled off and thrown in a fire in front of him. There was a TIL on reddit not long ago with more details.
SemperFun62 2mo ago Edited 2mo ago Joan of Arc, a nineteen year old girl being slowly burned to death by the same church she dedicated her life to while chanting Christ's name over and over. Only to be named a Saint by that same church centuries later.
TheRoops . 2mo ago Mussolini
MajesticPiece4k . 2mo ago Lincoln. Proportionally inverse, but the man did not deserve to bleed out slowly from a hole in his skull over the course of eleven hours.
flightist 2mo ago Qaddafi getting sodomized with a bayonet has to be up there.
PC_Chair_Sloth2 . 2mo ago Francois l'Olennais - sadistic pirate dismembered and burned alive.
drulaps . 2mo ago Robespierre. Shot in the jaw, unable to speak which is what helped start the Terror in the first place, his words. Taken to the guillotine like so many others
Sick and destroyed . 2mo ago The assassination of the Romanov family was really brutal, considering they killed the children too.
petitecrivain 2mo ago Roland Freisler died a fittingly brutal death. Не was a Nazi judge who oversaw a lot of torture and thousands of death sentences. Differing accounts say that he was killed either when a piece of his courtroom crushed him in an air raid, or when shrapnel hit him and he ran out only to bleed to death on the courthouse steps.
Flintstones_VRV_Fan . 2mo ago Klaus Stortebeker was a German pirate executed by the Danes in 1401. Не asked that they line his men up by rank from lowest to highest and free as many men as he could walk past after they took his head. Legend says he freed 11 of his men by walking as many steps, headless.
unclear_warfare . 2mo ago Stalin lay on the ground in his office for about 11 hours after having a stroke, dying slowly in pain. The staff were too scared to enter his private office without explicit permission, so they waited until a senior person showed up
qw46z . 2mo ago (Disputed) Edward II (of England) had a red hot poker shoved up his bum. Because homosexuality.
Obvious-Water569 . 2mo ago JFK. That was fucking gnarly.
 . 2mo ago Martin Luther King Jr: As the most visible leader of the Civil Rights Movement, his assassination was a brutal act of racial violence intended to silence his powerful message. Instead, his death became a rallying cry for the movement and further elevated his status as a global icon of peace and justice
VenomRush97 2mo ago James А. Garfield While Garfield's life wasn't all that interesting, how he died and who killed him is just absolutely batshit insane. His assassin was this crazy ass guy who thought that he was the sole reason why Garfield won the election, so he had it in his head that he was owed a consulship, and when he was denied the job he flat out assassinated him. Garfield could have easily survived the gunshot wound if not for his surgeons literally using unsanitized tools and them progressively making the wound worse and worse.
RosySkylune . 2mo ago I remember Rasputin, poisoned him (didn't work), shot him (still alive), shot him again (still crawling), beat him, and finally drowned him.
VigilMuck . 2mo ago Samuel Doe (21st President of Liberia). Не faced 12 hours of torture (which included his ears getting cut off and some of his fingers and toes amputated) before he was finally murdered.
some-purple-elephant 2mo ago Galerius, the Roman emperor, one of Diocletian's co-emperors, and one of the biggest persecutors of christians. Не died of Fourier's gangrene. It was said he was rotting while alive. I strongly recommend NOT Googling the disease, or the accompanying images. You have been warned
phaqueue ® 2mo ago Reinhard Heydrich - the architect of the Holocaust Не was shot in the stomach and died slowly to sepsis over the course of days. Still not brutal enough, but at least it was painful
PreparedStatement . 2mo ago Bonnie and Clyde, holy shit that car had a lot of bullet holes in it.
SharpEnvironment9871 2mo ago György Dózsa died a brutal and symbolic death in 1514, after leading a failed peasants' revolt in the Kingdom of Hungary. After his army of mostly peasants was defeated by the nobility, Dózsa was captured and executed in an extremely cruel manner meant to deter future uprisings. According to historical accounts: •Не was forced to sit on a heated iron throne, wearing a heated iron crown and scepter, mocking his supposed ambition to become king of the peasants. •As he sat on the burning iron, his flesh burned, and to make the execution more horrifying, some of
stearrow 2mo ago Edited 2mo ago William Wallace (or really any famous person who lived in the British isles and was hung, drawn and quartered). Dragged through the street of London whilst being pelted with shit and rotten food, hung by the neck until he was on the verge of death, revived so he was fully conscious of what came next, disemboweled and then emasculated (and forced to watch as his manhood and entrails were burned), then he was decapitated and his corpse was cut into four pieces.
maejaws 2mo ago Edited 2mo ago Ulysses S. Grant, but it was still a noble death After losing all his money to a Ponzi scheme, he defied a throat cancer diagnosis in order to write his memoirs (published by Mark Twain) so that the proceeds would sustain his wife after his death. Не wrote one thousand words a day, every day, until the cancer left him too weak to write. At this point he hired a stenographer and dictated the final chapters through the pain of advanced throat cancer, for which he was denied morphine so as to keep his

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