35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, June 18, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Gerald Ford not only replaced Richard Nixon as Commander-in-Chief after Watergate, but he also stole his spot as Springfield’s newest transplant.

On Tuesday, legendary Simpsons writer Josh Weinstein spilled some behind-the-scenes secrets from Season Seven’s “Two Bad Neighbors,” explaining that Nixon was originally supposed to move to Evergreen Terrace, but “died during the early stages of production,” prompting the The Simpsons team to tap Ford as their alternate. “We realized Gerald Ford was an even better choice ‘cause he kinda looks like Homer and was more Homery in general,” Weinstein explained of the decision. “They’d hit it off!”

Meanwhile, director Jane Schoenbrun is embracing their runner-up status. I Saw the TV Glow came in just behind Jackass Forever on IndieWire’s “100 Best Movies of the 2020s” list, a placement that Schoenbrun considers “a deep honor.” 

All of the tweets below, however, are definitely of the first-place variety. Today’s funniest include those about appropriate reactions to fried pickles, “The Blood of Mannaroth” and how to get drunk for free.

@northstardoll.21h S ... daily reminders: -iwasn't weird last night - nobody is thinking abt me as much as i think abt myself - it's okay to be a little awkward and silly (the right friends will find this endearing) - meeting new people is not terrifying - it's okay to leave the function early 5 2.7K 15K 198K
John Attridge @John_Attridge 18h S ... Raising my kids in a cult so they will write more interesting personal essays 6 101 1.8K 30K
Images AI Could Never R... 18h S ... People You May Know ... Catalytic Converter Thief M 4 mutual friends e Add Friend Remove 48 643 233K 14K
Michelob Ultra: Manic Dixi... 21h ... 69 5 PEE A LITTLE 33 SHAKE/TWITCH 29 6 3 7 CRY 7 8 25 25K 2.2K 333K
jynx @jynxbby.2 22h i'm glad manslaughter is a crime men should never laugh 20 2K 20K 283K
mariana @pastapilled 22h so what kinda cheeses u been into lately 252 1.9K 10K 292K
Wild TikToks с @wildtikt... .15h s ... Me 1hr into the Quick and Easy 15 Minute Recipe! I saw online 72 6.5K 68K 949K
Not John Daker @NotJo... .22h G ... well, this book is off to a slow start C.S.LEWIS THAT HIDEOUS i am now fully STRENGTH convinced that our scientists are talking to demons 108 1K 18K 621K
marce @MarceAlgara 20h ... well that's not very in love with me of you 39 7.7K 40K 764K
the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe . 13h ... there's a man here with an a24 hat on who just told me his whole grift is saying he's working on a documentary about craft cocktails and seeing what he can get for free 20 648 26K 381K
ethan @ethanjuiced . 21h ... you can just comment you two look nice on a photo of 3 people. it's free and legal 18 1.3K 28K 389K
@Whotfismick 18h 0 ... Soon as I get to work I be like ok 7 hours and 59 minutes left 30 3.1K 32K 414K
ppigg @s4m31p4n . 1 16h ... Bagel doctor: results came back and you tested positive... for everything 21 412 6.6K 107K
Invis @invis4yo o.20h G ... What time do you usually eat? Me: Oops, I'm shaking Time to eat 100 7.5K 36K 841K
Rita Repulsive @entheoalchemist-19h ... I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka i could find and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it's green and turns you into an orc 37 1K 16K 231K
@PRINCEOFPOPSTAN .  18h S ... Fan account it's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business 9 8 10 7 11 12 6 5 1 4 2 3 72 8.8K 76K del 1.2M
Zik @_Gottalovezik - Jun 16 ... First 2 drinks don't count if you have anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person. 197 16K 153K 3.6M
helen @helen 19h ... this is the best season of love island not because of the drama but because one of them earnestly spoke the words he's using her as an escape goat! on last night's episode 36 900 25K 464K
@imagesaico... 20h s ... Images AI Could Never R... Started screwing food under a со workers table a few months ago so his area would stink 3-WAY 14 349 9.2K du 234K
Daniel @growing_daniel . 17h ... Situations are everywhere for those with the eyes to monitor BNO News @BNONews.2 2h BNO NEWS BREAKING: Explosions heard in Tehran 102 815 3.4K del 831K Ethel Braithwaite Nothing heard here in Gainesville VA,,will keep you informed. Thx 19 48 887 8.5K 86 650 18K del 490K
i like food @messedupfoods - 11h O ... i now understand why ive been described as too much. this was genuinely how i reacted to fried pickles. 19 136 5.6K 54K
O Grace @gracecamille_ 20h ... this morning after drinking 2 glasses of wine last night II GIF 5 123 3.9K del 83K
idaliat @sadleftist. 14h a recession indicator is me not taking slutty selfies 7 1.2K 6K 83K
@cryst6ls . 20h even though i have a full time job... im still the unemployed friend deep down 10 2.1K 11K 239K
@Vickcantmiss. 11h O ... Me nodding in class so the teacher doesn't feel sad 13 1.5K 16K 152K
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 23h was just told i say im gonna throw up and k*II myself too much at work. which confuses me 9 911 12K 129K
bunny @fadedbunny 15h ... i love you so much but i'm not opening the reels you sent me for about 4 weeks 28 1.2K 9K 130K
jynx @jynxbby 22h 5 ... in a mood. not telling you which one 9 2.4K 7.9K 195K
maybeiwill @maybeiwOnt.1 14h ... fit check (wearing my heart on my sleeve) 13 3.1K 9.5K del 146K
laina loo *:٠* * @dreamergirl2727.17h 0 ... me on my meds: this isn't working me off my meds: ...maybe it was working 5 1.1K 8.9K 99K
adrian mail wife fantasci @male_wife_ 11h O ... SOON this is the craziest way ive ever found out what one of my former college friends is up to wtf wokeism @nonagesimus99 . Jun 17 oh my god???? x.com/youwouldntpost... 8 65 5.5K 126K
via @atrophicbtrfly 18h sorry for not replying to your dm i've been experiencing unknown levels of it's so over 18 5.2K 22K 296K
G Legend Funny @CEOofTrends 13h ... Mr Ketchup and Miss Musterd + @raspberryvape. 18h Mood 205 932 25K 557K
FLIX @FLIX3DBLAST 19h G ... Adam Sandler as gragle Insane Facebook Al sl... @FacebookAIsl... Jun 17 1d The Simpsons Movie (2025)... See more SIMPSONS MOVIE 2025 32 951 22K 342K
no context memes @....20h G ... The workwear DEUS EX NACHINA CUSTOMS Smoking kills The work M let me share as per my let's realign last email' on marketing my screen strategy 27 1.1K 13K 323K

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