20 Wild Questions People Have Asked Their Doctor Friends

Listen, going to the doctor sucks more ass than an enema hose. You have to call to schedule an appointment potentially months in advance, show up 15 minutes early only to be kept waiting for two hours, get naked on the wax paper and wait another half hour just for some jerk to refuse to listen to your concerns and then charge you cartoonishly unpredictable fees. And so, if you have a doctor in your social circle, you have every right to abuse that privilege.

Sometimes, however, the questions friends and family ask of their board-certified loved ones can cross every professional and quite a few personal lines. From the most intimate rashes to genuinely impossible ethical dilemmas, those in the medical profession have seen and heard it all, occasionally way too much. That’s why user Geraltthegrey asked r/AskReddit, “Doctors of reddit, what is a medical question a friend has asked you that you wish they hadn’t?”