15 Guesses As to Which U.S. President Would Come Out on Top in A Boxing Match

Presidential debates are, I think, important to watch, if for no other reason than to try to spot which candidate has less psychopathy behind their eyes. Important absolutely does not mean entertaining, however. In terms of pure base interest, it’s undeniable that more people would tune in to see two presidential hopefuls throw hands in a Waffle House parking lot.

Take this a step further by giving yourself a hypothetical time machine and asking yourself the same question Reddit did: Of all the presidents, in a Tekken-style tournament situation, who would come out on top in a fistfight? 

Users submitted their favored names and reasoning, which you can read below. Personally, I think people are underselling William Howard Taft’s ability to knock somebody the fuck out, Butterbean style. Sure, his endurance is lacking, but that doesn’t matter if you’re out cold in the first round.