35 of the Most Complicated Questions Asked by Children

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35 of the Most Complicated Questions Asked by Children

“Why?” is a simply-posed question, but when asked by a child, it transforms any inquiry into an existential examination of humanity and leads to the kinds of conclusions only reached by monks after spending long stretches of time in a meditative state.

And as children learn more words and think harder about the world around them, they can come up with harder-hitting questions that prompt even more complicated answers. One Redditor recalled the time their niece asked, “How hard do I have to jump so that I don’t come back down?” He could only sit there dumbfounded, thinking, “Jesus Christ, this kid is asking what her escape velocity is.” 

That’s profound stuff!

Other adults have gathered on Reddit to marvel at the minds of children, revealing times they were grilled with questions like, “How do you know you’re really happy?” “Where do thoughts come from?” and a real heavy hitter: “What’s the opposite of a carrot?”

alilbitobsessed 2y ago When | was in your tummy, did you choose me? Or did I choose your tummy? 99 Reply Award Share ... mynx419 2y ago That's deep. 22 Reply Award Share ...
Imsecretlynice 2y ago Why? I have a love/hate relationship with this word and how often my 4 year old uses it. At first it's fine, but then after you answer with what you think is a sufficient answer comes another but why mommy?. Eventually after several rounds of why? I run out of answers. The questions start feeling deep and existential and I start questioning everything as well. At this stage of the whys I'm asking Google and Alexa and any intelligent people I know how I can answer these questions. I'm pretty much never successful though and have to
bearlylucky 2y ago What's the worst thing someone's ever done to you? What's the worst thing you've ever done? Damn son. Not now, | want you to sleep. - 42 Reply Award Share ...
emwithme77 2y ago Why is nine? 39 Reply Award Share ... Notdone_JoshDun 2y ago There is no 9. 78 it 19 Reply Award Share ...
Lilacia512 2y ago (whispered to me, in the middle of the night) Why don't sharks have bellybuttons? Why do I have to sleep? What are pens made out of? Give me some time...l'll probably think of some more. - 30 Reply Award Share ...
ans524 2y ago What's the opposite of a carrot? 32 Reply Award Share ... fatcatsinhats 2y ago This has me thinking... It would be something that is the opposite colour of orange, so maybe purple (my logic is that red and yellow makes orange, whereas red and blue make purple). It'd be something that grows above ground and is the opposite of long and skinny, so short and round. A blueberry? Reply Award Share 13 ...
brimarief 2y ago Archie go to heaven, feel all better, come back home! After our family dog passed unexpectedly at only 5yrs old. LO was 2 at the time and said this a lot. They were best buds. I cried every single time she did and she couldn't understand why. Reply Award Share 24 ...
lizzy_in_the_sky 2y ago A little girl at a school i worked at asked me, Can girls marry other girls? And I said yes, she then asked, Why did my dad say they can't? I had no idea how to respond 21 Reply Award Share ...
kellis744 2y ago If you follow a butterfly, where do you end up? 21 Reply Award Share ...
MOTHER mothercom 2y ago What are you cooking for dinner tonight? I've never had the answer to that question. 35 Reply Award Share ...
Difficult_Listen8572 2y ago Dada, why is 1+1 2? 16 Reply Award Share ... AladeenMirza 2y ago I actually often think about math rules and why they are how they are 5 Reply Award Share ...
AnythingWithGloves 2y ago Do you ever get the feeling we're just a sack of meat waiting for something to happen? - my daughter, age 6, with the big questions. 11 Reply Award Share ... ellerzverse 2y ago Lmfao. Hit the nail on the head there, kid. 3 Reply Award Share ...
zeemonster424 2y ago My 4-year-old asked in the car last week: When am I getting a brother? No more kids in my future, my body is too run down. I have 2 girls, and I tell her, our family is perfect the way it is. I'd love to have another, truth be told. While the answer was true, it still stung. She's in preschool now and she's hearing her friends talk about siblings. While I'm not an really old mom (I'm 35), the majority of parents skew to the younger side (mid 20's), so they are still having kids, and
Jentamenta 2y ago When we say, it is raining, what is the it? Had that one this week. https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/5758/what-does-it-refer-to-in-its-raining has some ideas for answers. Thankfully | used to teach English as a Foreign Language, so it wasn't my first rodeo with this question! 8 Reply Award Share ...
Sgt_Calhoun 2y ago If I'm your grandma, why are you older than me? cue Twilight Zone music 7 Reply Award Share ...
sunniestgirl . 2y ago Who is God? 7 Reply Award Share ... leopardjoy 2y ago We've had who made god? Who came before god? Good times 3 Reply Award Share ...
Crafty_Cupcake_670 2y ago About three days after Biden dropped the mask requirement, my school district did the same. Kid (6yo): is covid over? Me: there are so many ways | could answer that question and at least some of your families will think those are wrong answers... Me out loud: uh... not exactly 5 Reply Award Share ...
 2y ago Me: blood is important. It keeps us healthy. We don't want to lose it. Three year old: but the doctor took some of my blood. Damn it, child. Stop thinking critically about things. 5 Reply Award Share ...
penguintummy 2y ago Why do ants live underground? 3 Reply Award Share ...
MandyKoughring 2y ago Am I going to die someday? That is a rough question to answer to a 4 year old. 3 Reply Award Share ...
Steeljocity Зу ago When | was a tutor they asked, how do you know what you're doing really makes you happy? 5 Award Share ...
hirushanT Зу ago A child once played UNO reverse card on me. Не asked what do i want become in the future 2 Award Share ...
jackof47trades Зу ago What holds the ground up? 2 Award Share ...
JewelJuju 3y ago A kid once asked me why I never talk and I said because there's nothing to say and he was like so everyone except for you has something to say? Why? And I didn't really have an answer for that. Award Share 1 ...
Enjoir3 13y ago I don't personally remember it, but my dad always reminds me of the time we were both driving in the car when I was about 7 or 8. We come to a stop at a red light, and out of the blue I ask, Hey dad, would a shaved baby gorilla look like a really ugly baby, or would it look like a gorilla. Не peed laughing 644 Award Share ...
zynna-lynn 13y ago I teach swimming lessons. My favorite question has been when do we learn how to breathe underwater? 764 Award Share ... + 15 more replies
 13y ago Where do thoughts come from? I had nothing. 331 Award Share ...
ArcticZen 13y ago My little brother once asked why do I have two eyes if I only see one thing? Fairly easy to explain to him now, but that was damn impressive for a 4 year old. 1.5K Award Share ... + 137 more replies
misssmeg 13y ago This year at christmas, my aunt wrapped my 3 year old cousin's present three separate times to bug her. After unwrapping the first two layers, she looked up at sighed is this really necessary? 1.1K Award Share ...
mygloriouspubes 13y ago Once, as | was leaving work, I passed a young boy and his mother in line for the cash register. The little boy looked up at his mum and said Mummy, what is this?. She replied, It's a line, sweetie. The kid then looked around, wide-eyed, and shouted, Oh my God - I'm in a Line! 1.8K Award Share ...
 13y ago I heard a 7 year-old ask if time was real or just something we measured with a clock. 3K Award Share ... FreakingScience 13y ago На ha, that's... ...thats... ...I don't even - 1.4K Award Share ...
lagerdalek 13y ago Edited 13y ago Not insightful, more WTF: Shopping at our local supermarket, my 3 year old (at the time) looks around, and suddenly asks, at the only volume he knows (11): Daddy, are these all those 'stupid people'? 1.4K Award Share ...
dirtyshanchesh 13y ago My niece: Uncle, how hard do I have to jump so that I don't come back down? Me: Jesus Christ, this kid is asking what her escape velocity is. 2.7K Award Share ...
TetrisToExcess 13y ago A child approached my father, who is 6'6', and asked Mr, are you God? - 1.6K Award Share ...
toeverycreature 2y ago Why do we bury people instead of eating them? 123 Reply Award Share ...

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