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Beverly Bighead roofies Rocko. ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE CRACKED COM In Leap Frogs, Rocko's married but sexually frustrated neighbor spikes Rocko's drink, has a wardrobe malfunction, and after Rocko's fur is ripped out, she seductively says, You shaved. For me? — Source

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CatDog

CatDog learns about the slaughterhouse. CRACKED.COM In Meat, Dog's Friends, Dog realizes that meat comes from animals, and by abstaining from it, he hallucinates the ghosts of meat, then tries to eat Cat. — Source

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An iCarly fan is arrested for kidnapping. CRACKED COM The fan, Nora, invites Carly to her 16th birthday party, and locks her in the basement. She is rescued and Nora is sent to juvie. — Source

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Gluttony, Hell, and cannibalism on Rocko's Modern Life. CRACKED.COM In the episode, To Heck and Back, Heffer goes to Hell for gluttony, then still wants a bite at Beef Barge. Heffer... Beef... Cannibalism. — Source

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Squidward exhibits suicidal ideation. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CRACKED COM SpongeBob and Patrick check on a depressed Squidward, and say At least we know he's alive. Later, Squidward says I just can't get happy with his head in the oven- to pull out brownies. — Source

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A kidnapping was just a funny little mix-up. RUGRATS CRACKED.COM Tommy Pickles is kidnapped by two men, but it was all a big misunderstanding, since they meant to kidnap a different baby. Hilarious. — Source

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Helga's mom was a boozehound. HEY, ARNOLD! CRACKED.COM Helga's mother on Hey, Arnold! routinely slurred her words, and could barely stay awake. Her many community service bids had adults thinking possible DUI's. — Source

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iCarly

iCarly referenced that BDSM movie. NISH Shade a Nifty Stade Shades of beg of Beige CRACKED.COM A Season 5 episode shows Guppy (an 8 year old boy) staring wide eyed at the novel, Nifty Shades of Beige - a direct spoof of the BDSM laden Fifty Shades of Grey. — Source

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Bikini Bottom's Krusty Krab. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CRACKED.COM SpongeBob creators conveniently named the restaurant The Krusty Krab, which is located in Bikini Bottom. So... There are crabs, and crust, in your bikini. Got it. — Source

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Rugrats

Rugrats spoofed a highly sexualized psychological thriller. CRACKED COM In Season 3, Episode 25, Cradle Attraction, a new girl stalks Chuckie in the same manner as Alex (Glenn Close) with Dan (Michael Douglas) in Fatal Attraction. They even replicate a shot from the film. — Source

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CRACKED.COM KiNG LEER! Senning Spink Forcible In Coraline, this poster is on Spink and Forcible's wall. Yes, that's a burlesque version of a Shakespeare play. — Source

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The Whos in THE GRINCH are SWINGERS! The annual Whoville Christmas party is actually a KEY PARTY, a popular game played by wife swappers. GRAGKED.OOM — Source

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GRAGKED.COM In an episode of The Fairly Odd Parents, Timmywalks past his parents and says, the fairly Odd PaRenTs NICKELODEON I'M GONNA TAKE THESE PAPER TOWELS UP TO MY ROOM ALONE. SO DON'T BOTHER ME. — Source

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SHRCK When introducing Snow White as the second unmarried princess in the Bachelorette sequence, The Magic Mirror comments that despite living with seven other men, she isn't easy. CRACKED.COM — Source

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In Toy Story, Woody calls Buzz's laser a blinking little bulb. Mr. Potato Head then explains that Woody just has laser envy. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Zootopia makes a pretty sneaky sex joke. Bunnies are good at multiplying. — Source

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CRACKED.COM In Sailor Moon, during an argument over who gets the leading role in a play, Jupiter asserts that she has the most talent, while also pushing her... talents forward. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Aladdín and the KINGOTHIEVES The Earth starts shaking during the wedding of Aladdin and Jasmine. Genie responds with: I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon. — Source

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Minions

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Cars 2

In Cars 2, the villains (Lemons) have a little celebration. You know, a LEMON PARTY. Isn't this a great party, Ivan? The Pixar movie snuck in a reference to the NSFW website that features a couple of elderly men having sex with each other. One of your jerk friends probably sent you the link once. CRACKED.COM — Source

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In Young Justice, when Artemis doesn't have her weapons with her, she has this to say: I feel naked, and not in a fun way. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Powerpuff Girls

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THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE Pretty sly reference to pitching a tent for a kid's movie. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment The Powerpuff Girls Ms. Bellum's... Everything Only seen from the boobs down (because that's where everyone else is looking), Ms. Bellum once helps the Mayor sharpen his pencil. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Felix the Cat Felix's Suicide After knocking up a girl cat, Felix kills himself by inhaling gas rather than raise the kittens. This is what comedy looked like in 1919. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Justice League Being the Fastest Man Alive Isn't Always a Good Thing That's what Hawkgirl implies after Flash brags about being faster than anyone. She says that's why he can't get a date. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment The Flintstones Barney's New Head While looking for a costume, Fred makes a joke about Barney getting a costume with a second head. Barney jokes back, Why do I need three of 'em? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment E ON-ONE OT REMEMBER iNE BE Hot BE NAUGHT BE Courteo Rocko's Modern Life Rocko's XXX Life Where to start? The Chokey Chicken restraurant? Rocko's stint as a sex phone operator? Heffer's milking machine-induced orgasm? It's a wonder the show lasted as long as it did. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Kids Shows

Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Batman Roxy Rocket This Batman villain is just .. wild. A bombshell that rides around on a rocket, basically getting her rock(et)s off the entire episode. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Cow and Chicken Rug Munching Cow And Chicken featured the Buffalo Gals, a gang of women bikers who literally begin munching the rug, because subtlety is for the weak. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Shrek Compensating for Something When Shrek first sees Lord Farquad's castle, he suggests that Lord Farquad is compensating for having a very tiny... well, you know. The fact that Farquad was based on ex-Disney CEO Michael Eisner just makes this a lot worse? Better? CRACKED.COM — Source

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SpongeBob SquarePants

Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment SpongeBob SquarePants Prison Joke SpongeBob hands Gary two bars of soap before winking and saying, Don't drop them! Snails apparently have to worry about prison rape now? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Rugrats

Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment TAR Rugrats ME HOME Adult Video Tommy's grandpa shows Tommy and Chucky several tapes, including one for after they go to sleep. Its title? Lonely Space Vixens. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment MANIA MEAT BEAT MANIA 118 Steven Universe as Beat Steven's Meat A video game (censored in many countries) is called Meat Beat Mania. Steven often exclaims (as does the game) that it's time to beat your meat! CRACKED.COM — Source

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