Most common crimefighting techniques in use today are objectively terrible.
We just realized that whatever we say here is super important, and our brains froze.
Some might say that food is literally crucial to human survival.
Faking a painting for money seems like the kind of crime that only exists in glitzy heist movies in which the thieves all wear tuxedos.
Once you realize it, you can’t re-believe it.
B-movies don't even vaguely resemble anything that could happen in real life. Well, actually ...
Pretty much everything you take for granted is completely different, somewhere else.
The tale is, as usual, a bit complicated.
If any of these are you, you need to step away from the ‘add friend’ button.