Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Shocking Things Nobody Tells You About Getting Tattoos
Beside the obvious reasons you shouldn't get a heart with your mom's name in it tattooed right above your genitals, there are plenty you've probably never thought of.
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- By Adam Wears
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338 8 Mind-Melting Real Places That Look Like Fantasy Worlds
Some places on Earth seem like the result of a long night and a little too much stardust.
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- By E. J. Diaz
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I Was A Child Soldier: I Grew Up With Guns And Murder
Deadly boot camps and drug addiction before the age 16 -- life a child soldier is as horrifying as you imagined.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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6 World-Famous Landmarks You Can Secretly Live Inside
For the right price, you could call these eccentric dwellings home.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Easy Ways Airlines Could Make Flying Suck Way Less
Instead of beating and dragging passengers off of airplanes, take a page from airlines in the '70s when you want to bump people from flights.
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- By Jim Avery
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8 Stories That Show Exactly How The Media Hates Millennials
If you believed media headlines, there's no logic to millennial behavior. They just want to watch the world burn. (Or maybe they don't.)
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- By Dan Hopper, David Klesh, Adam Schwallie
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5 Everyday Annoyances (That Are About To Go Away Forever)
Once we solve all life's tiny problems, we're sure to get around to the big ones. Right?
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- By Saikat Bhowmik, Michael Battaglino
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5 Simple Questions That Make The Internet Destroy Itself
We're guessing there's more than a few of you who don't get invited to pizza night any more because you prefer yours with pineapple.
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- By Mike Bedard, Dan Hopper, David Klesh, James Netter, Adam Schwallie
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6 Animals Whose Mating Habits Make Humans Look Like Prudes
It turns out cuttlefish are super kinky.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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7 Hilariously Dangerous Versions Of Boring Normal Jobs
These people didn't run away from the mundanities of existence in search of endless adventure. Instead, they found the most boring jobs in the world and made them metal.
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- By Dawn Morrow
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5 Police Cases That Basically Solved Crimes Using Magic
Glitter is like criminal Kryptonite, apparently.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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- 159
6 Paranormal Phenomena With Amazingly Bizarre Explanations
Mix UFOs with spiders and the end result is pure nightmare fuel.
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- By Laura H, Saikat Bhowmik, Andrea Meno, Stephanie Shepard
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6 Famous People You Admire (Who Are Secretly Terrible)
Michael Jordan has a history of being a big bald bully.
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- By S Peter Davis
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6 Real Crime Waves From History That Were Hilariously Insane
Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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7 People Who Made Homes From Homelessness
While most people feel powerless as the system continues to kick them down, others have found quite surprising homes away from home.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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