Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 8 Most Successful Politicians (Who Weren't Human)

Sometimes politicians get so bad that we make jokes about how we'd rather have a monkey, or drinking bird toy, or other humorous hyperbolic metaphor in charge, but then we never do anything about it. Such is the apathy of our voting citizenry today.

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Awful Logo Design: An Art Form [COMIC]

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

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28 Typos That Would Have Changed Everything

All it takes is one typing mistake, or one misread word to totally change the course of history.

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Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever

In December of 2010, the Editors of Cracked.com decided to lock three of their regular writers in a conference room for 30 days. The writers--Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston and Daniel O'Brien--were tasked with creating as many comedically-themed sketch videos as they could. The conference room descended into madness well before day 6.

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6 Jobs You Won't Believe You Can Outsource

Wherever there is money and even the slightest demand for a service, there is someone out there willing to provide it, no matter how bizarre, pathetic or borderline illegal.

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6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Were Perverts

Turns out the 'I Was Young and Needed the Money' cliche doesn't apply only to actors.

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If Everything Was Made By Apple

Apple generates a small war's worth of media attention every time they release a new product. Since they've already made phones in their image, it's only a matter of time before they take on the rest of the consumer market.

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5 Reasons Parenting Is One Place We Shouldn't Imitate China

Apparently parents in the U.S. are learning their parenting skills from the Chinese. Let's ... let's just take the foot of the gas, guys.

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If Movie Happy Endings Were Awesome [COMIC]

Most insane escape ever.

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Excuses We'll Make to Keep Our Favorite Shirt [CHART]

We all have our favorite shirts. And we tend to hang onto them well past the point that logic and public decency laws would dictate ...

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5 Classic Board Games With Disturbing Origin Stories

Surely our favorite board games sprang fully formed from the land of bunnies and rainbows, right? Anybody? Hello?

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How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]

Revenge is best served cold. But this will do.

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12 Disastrous Literal Interpretations of Metaphors

If you were an alien who'd just crash landed on earth, some of the metaphors that get tossed around in everyday conversation would be pretty confusing. But then you'd take the time to learn human languages, and you'd still be confused. Metaphors could be confusing, is what we're trying to say here.

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