Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Awesomely Sarcastic Supreme Court Decisions

The Supreme Court, like any other court in the land, hears more than one case per day. This means that it does happen, however rarely, that the justices are forced to preside over bullshit. And since the justices are human beings just like us, they can't help but call it out when they see it.


The Dangerous Side Effects of Watching Too Much MacGyver

How to turn an irresponsible bender into a piece of content on Cracked.


If Classic Movies All Got Video Game Adaptations

There's a big chunk of movie history that missed video games, and some fairly recent great movies nobody's bothered adapting yet. We asked you to show us what some of the greatest movies of all time might look like if the gaming industry got a crack at them.


5 'Unspoiled' Locations That Are Actually Pretty Spoiled

It's comforting to know that there are some places on earth modern man still hasn't cheapened and ruined yet. Well, that's what you think until you get there, and see how long the line is to get in.


The 6 Most Impressive Resume Liars

Sit back and take a lesson from the all-time-great resume bullshitters.


A Guide to Giving Blood and Winning Back the Woman You Love

We are all, at one point or another, forced to acknowledge when we are weak. It is a humbling moment filled with fear, shame and unattractive facial expressions. What's worse, weaknesses, like snowflakes, are all different so we are each forced to weather our respective storms alone. For instance, some people may find their limitations while huddle


The 5 Most Incredible Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs

Stories of people taking matters into their own hands which, in this case, means turning their disabilities into an excuse to make the craziest, most tricked out and insanely badass mobility vehicles around.


14 Things Kids Suspect About the Adult World

When you're a kid, adults look like they've got it made. They get to decide their own bed time, drive cars and eat whatever they want. Images showing what we all thought they did with that freedom when we were kids.


How The Inevitable Human-Robot War Will Start

The inevitable robot war predicted by everyone from Asimov to the 'Terminator' franchise should be here any day now. If recent history is any indication, it will be far less visually dazzling, and more filled with slapstick comedy and fart noises than anyone could have predicted. Here's what it will look like.



The 6 Most Ridiculous Things Ever Taxed

Throughout history, governments have used high taxes to try to discourage certain behaviors (like smoking) and cash in on others. So it's very telling and/or frightening that at various times governments have taxed some rather ridiculous things.


6 Beauty Products that Qualify as Torture

You already know that beauty comes with a price that you pay both in money and pain. Lots and lots of pain.


9 Acts of Vigilantism Straight Out of a Comic Book

Forget about the Justice League or the X-Men: If the awesome people in this article joined together into a supergroup, they could kick more ass than every comic book superhero team combined.