Cracked Archive - Weird World
If People Actually Said What They Really Mean
if the subtext of everything you said appeared neatly translated in the moment you said it. White lies would disappear overnight, sexual innuendo would never go unnoticed, and you would actually be able to use sarcasm around your parents, Germans and people from the deep south.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 26, 2012
The Top 25 Cracked Articles of 2012
The views have been tallied. The critics have been ignored. Nothing but the hits: The 25 most crazy popular articles we put up this year.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 25, 2012
The Top 15 Cracked Videos of 2012
They made you laugh, they made you cry, they made you think. Or made you do none of those things at all.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 25, 2012
10 Christmas Decorations That Will Haunt Your Dreams
The following Christmas decorations are a testament to the fact that even psychopaths and serial killers apparently make time between pulling the legs off insects and fashioning skin suits to celebrate the holidays.
- By Raoni Lacerda, Adam Wears, Tracy V., Kelly Stone, Brittany H.
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- December 24, 2012
The 17 Worst Christmas Specials Possible
We asked our readers to show us what would happen if entertainers just said,
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 24, 2012
9 Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe Are Real
Here are some old-school holiday ads that make us wonder what the hell the past was thinking.
- By Diana McCallum
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- December 23, 2012
The 6 Most Needlessly Overcomplicated Crimes Ever Planned
It seems that real crooks have taken a page or two from the likes of the Riddler and Lex Luthor and started planning their crimes in the most elaborate, pointlessly complicated ways possible.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- December 22, 2012
23 Staggering (True) Facts About Money
Beyond 'a penny saved is a dollar earned,' we don't get much money advice for the first decade of our education, and we're pretty sure the math doesn't even work out on that one.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 21, 2012
A Letter to My Neighbors About My Dubstep Lightshow
First of all, happy holidays! I hope this letter finds you and your families well during the season of good cheer.
- By Soren Bowie
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- December 18, 2012
5 Ways to Actually Steal Christmas
Like a lot of you, I am basically a monster, and as is the case every year, this holiday season has filled me with bile.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- December 18, 2012
6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person
You're going to hate hearing this. My only defense is that this is what I wish somebody had said to me around 1995 or so.
- By David Wong
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- December 17, 2012
If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Kick Ass
We asked our readers to show us what some holiday cards would look like from folks who needed custom pants to fit their over-sized jingle bells.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 17, 2012
5 Dirty Jokes in Modern Movies (That Are Older Than Film)
Here are five types of jokes that you'd expect to see in an American Pie movie that are actually much, much older than that.
- By Jacopo della Quercia , C.K.Bond, Ben Denny, Ben Anderson
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- December 16, 2012
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