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We're basically living in a horror movie at this point.
It's the Halley's Comet of orgasms.
What if Don Draper did meth instead?
Come on, it's all just proteins, carbs, and fats.
Turns out less traffic in the world has been good in some unexpected ways.
A zoo is the best possible place to ride out what could potentially be the next few months.
4/20 all month is the type of dumb thing we need right now.
It's been 100 plus years coming, but now we know what 'Tri' means.
Sometimes when you sling mud, you accidentally pick up a dog turd
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There's a long and fascinating history behind cryptozoological smut.
Do people not want these? People want these right?