Cracked Archive - Weird World

Product Polls Are All Lies. For Proof, Look At Chex
Subverting democracy is no joke.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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8 Happy Meal Toys That Should’ve Stayed in the Box
McDonald's toys are just an approximation of reality, much like their food.
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- By Mac Faber
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Australian Birds Are Arsonists Now
No wonder so many people just desperately want to believe that Australia doesn’t exist.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Bacon Is Packaged That Way To Trick You
Years ago, bacon makers were embarrassed by the fat.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Japanese Words Every English Speaker Should Know
Japan may not be mystical, but it is weird.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Freedom Jam - The Weird Propaganda Band In Every '80s School
Freedom Jam, making indoctrination cool since the '80s
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- By Tiago Svn
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That Time A Doomsday Cult Somehow Released A Catchy Song
Not all cults are comprised of equally untalented doofuses.
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- By Tiago Svn
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Stompie, The Russian Tank Parked Forever In London
A very confusing bit of protest.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Look Back At ''The Da Vinci Code' For Smart People' (By Me, An Idiot)
The novel runs circles around Brown's.
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- By Talbert Gregson
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7 Luxury Products For Those With More Dollars Than Sense
Show off how much richer (and better) you are than anyone else.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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The Strange History Of 'Sneaked' And 'Snuck'
English is supposed to get less weird over time, not more.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Find Buried Treasure In The UK? The Queen Will Take It From You
All buried gold and silver belongs to the Crown.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 'Skunk Ape' Is The Florida Man Of Cryptids
In the Everglades, there have been reports for decades of a Bigfoot-type creature known now as the Skunk Ape.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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A Florida Family All Got High On Walmart LSD Steak
Eight months of investigating failed to turn up the LSD's source.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Badass and Revealing Types Of Art From Around The World
Note: This article is best experienced high.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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