Cracked Archive - Weird World
Jump In The DeLorean With Us, We’re Headed To The 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship
Pump to the jams.
- By Cedric Voets
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- January 31, 2020
Reminder: The Doomsday Clock Is A Load Of Bullshit
Weird how it doesn't countdown to it's own death by irrelevance.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 29, 2020
Sigh, Please Don't Drink Bleach To Stave Off Coronavirus
And they said the internet would make everybody smarter.
- By Cedric Voets
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- January 29, 2020
5 Techniques Fearmongers Use To Create Moral Panics
Here's how the Christian war on rock is a blueprint for manufactured outrage.
- By Seanbaby
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- January 24, 2020
Some Maniac Is Still Gluing Hats To Pigeons' Heads
Is no dove dome safe?
- By Cedric Voets
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- January 20, 2020
15 Things Socially Awkward People Need To Know
Don't sweat the small stuff.
- By Jason Pargin
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- January 19, 2020
Trial By Combat Is Worst Way To Win Custody Of Your Children
Brutal enough for Westeros and America.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 17, 2020
Towns Are Using Robo-Noses To Hunt Potheads
You have twenty seconds to apply deodorant.
- By Cedric Voets
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- January 17, 2020
Single Billionaire Seeks Bubbly Female For Moon Vacation
Submit your application TODAY!
- By Luis Prada
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- January 15, 2020
5 Modern Traditions That Are Stupid BS
It's weird how many traditions we've come up with in recent years kinda suck.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- January 14, 2020
4 Reasons Traveling Around The USA Totally Sucks
Pretty much everything about our transportation network is royally screwed.
- By Adam Wears
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- January 13, 2020
Brexit Is Officially Happening (Kinda)
It's the beginning of the end. Or is it the end of the beginning?
- By Adam Wears
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- January 10, 2020
6 Obnoxious Tourist Scams From Around The Globe
Every tourist destination has scammers looking to separate the unwary from their money.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 10, 2020
6 Soulless Companies That Own, Like, Everything
Here are some companies we're just sorta letting take over the world.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- January 09, 2020
The 4 Dumbest Election Stories Of The Week (1/8)
It's going to be a long year, but we'll get through it together.
- By Adam Wears
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- January 08, 2020
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