Cracked Archive - Tech

5 Awesome Vehicles for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)

Apparently the rich supervillain demographic is not limited to fictional settings. Just ask whoever built these ridiculous modes of transportation.


The 7 Most Unintentionally Creepy Places on the Internet

Seven websites that prove the internet can still make the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end


If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

Zelda A Link to the Past 2: Past Harder.


5 Multiplayer Video Games That Will Destroy Your Marriage

The dating site eHarmony claims to match prospective couples based on 29 dimensions of compatibility, not one of them being video game skill level. This is an enormous mistake


5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.

It's all about FARTS.


The 7 Most Useless Skymall Products (Reviewed Accordingly)

I can also slide one of my countless credit cards through the phone in the seat in front of me, and order whatever I damn well please from SkyMall before falling asleep on a tray table. These are the joys of affluence.


How Xerox Invented the Information Age (and Gave it Away)

Imagine that somewhere Ford Motor Corp has a building full of engineers, right now, who have built a flying car that can go 300 miles an hour, runs on water, and has a device that gently massages your groin while you fly it.


7 Reasons Computer Glitches Won't Go Away (Ever)

Computers will never work correctly. Live with it.


9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years to Find

Finding a video game easter egg is like putting on your favorite pair of pants and then finding a twenty in the pocket.


6 New Spy Technologies You Literally Can't Hide From

No matter how paranoid or how careful you are, if somebody wants to find you, and listen to what you're saying, they will.


5 Insane True Facts About StarCraft: The Professional Sport

StarCraft 2 is coming out. Looks like we won't be seeing Korea for a good 10 years.


6 Insane Foreign Memes That Put Lolcats To Shame

The Internet is indeed uniting the world, but probably not in the way that the idealists were hoping for. While we're still waiting for a new era of cross-cultural understanding and peace, what we get in the meantime are memes.


7 Ad Campaigns That Prove Microsoft Was Never Good at This

Microsoft has pretty much been covering TV screens with advertising excrement for as long as we can remember.


6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Hooked

If you're on the internet at all (and you obviously are) you probably either play Farmville or know one of the 60 million people who do


5 Things That Are Being Automated That Probably Shouldn't Be

Here are some things that anyone with a lick of sense would not put in the hands of a computer, and the people who are putting them into the hands of a computer.