Now, I don't think sportings themselves are bad. No no no, the institution of professional athletics is the festering pile of social ills that I'm tackling today.
I've collected a few tips and tricks for people interested in learning how to play perhaps the laziest sport you can make millions playing on a professional level.
Every Olympics will have one or two crazy stories, but the 1904 Olympics takes the cake. It takes the insanity cake and eats it with its hands.
The Olympics have always been full of underdog stories, and consistently prove that you can overcome almost anything if you're determined, insane, or both.
While it was a tempting idea, it would have been the wrong decision.
Like any major event that's been happening for an extended amount of time, there's no shortage of myth and lore surrounding the Super Bowl.
These eight traditions were created by teams and fans that truly care, some to the point where they stopped giving any kind of shit about possibly killing a bunch of people with their traditions.
The early days of pro sports had some of the most entertaining rules imaginable, and bringing them back would freshen up pro ball handling overnight.
Has baseball been a dirty sport for the last 20 years? Nope, it's been dirty forever.
These are people who are paid to be insightful, yet sputter nothing but stupidity for two hours straight.
Football is, and always will be, a rough-and-tumble game.
Sometimes even MMA fighters take a cue from pro wrestling.