Cracked Archive - Sports
5 Reasons You Should Hate Professional Sports
Now, I don't think sportings themselves are bad. No no no, the institution of professional athletics is the festering pile of social ills that I'm tackling today.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- August 19, 2014
4 Terrible Golf Tips For Beginners (By a Beginner)
I've collected a few tips and tricks for people interested in learning how to play perhaps the laziest sport you can make millions playing on a professional level.
- By Luis Prada
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- August 07, 2014
6 Ways the 1904 Olympics Were the Craziest Event Ever Held
Every Olympics will have one or two crazy stories, but the 1904 Olympics takes the cake. It takes the insanity cake and eats it with its hands.
- By Matthew Kitchen
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- February 13, 2014
The 5 Most Insane Ways Underdogs Won Olympic Medals
The Olympics have always been full of underdog stories, and consistently prove that you can overcome almost anything if you're determined, insane, or both.
- By Evan V. Symon , Justin Crockett, Leo Castelli
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- February 11, 2014
4 Reasons We Were Right Not to Boycott the Olympics
While it was a tempting idea, it would have been the wrong decision.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 08, 2014
The 5 Biggest Lies Everyone Tells About the Super Bowl
Like any major event that's been happening for an extended amount of time, there's no shortage of myth and lore surrounding the Super Bowl.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- January 31, 2014
8 Crazy Sports Traditions That Got Out of Control
These eight traditions were created by teams and fans that truly care, some to the point where they stopped giving any kind of shit about possibly killing a bunch of people with their traditions.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 18, 2014
5 Old-Timey Rules Sports Should Bring Back Immediately
The early days of pro sports had some of the most entertaining rules imaginable, and bringing them back would freshen up pro ball handling overnight.
- By Jason Iannone
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- November 21, 2013
5 Reasons Steroids Were Never the Real Problem in Baseball
Has baseball been a dirty sport for the last 20 years? Nope, it's been dirty forever.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- September 25, 2013
The 5 Most Useless Things Said During Sports Broadcasts
These are people who are paid to be insightful, yet sputter nothing but stupidity for two hours straight.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- September 17, 2013
A Shadow History of American Football
Football is, and always will be, a rough-and-tumble game.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- September 14, 2013
The 9 Most Creative MMA Attacks Ever
Sometimes even MMA fighters take a cue from pro wrestling.
- By Seanbaby
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- September 13, 2013
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