Cracked Archive - Sports
North Koreans Never Actually Heard Kim Jong-il Was A Master Golfer
They heard other BS, but not this.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Meet Morganna, Arrested 16 Times For Kissing Baseball Players
She became known as Morganna the Kissing Bandit.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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That Time Muhammad Ali Had A 'Court Musician'
The famous boxer once had a musician called Michel (no last name) whom he sponsored and allowed into his inner circle of other famous people.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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A Soccer Game Ended With The Score 149-0
And all 149 goals were own goals.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Lessons I Learned As A Pro Wrestling Announcer
A lot needs to go right for a single, successfully recorded wrestling match to happen.
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- By Erik Barnes
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We Get NFL Broadcasts Today Thanks To Everyone Hating The Movie 'Heidi'
NBC cut away, and Oakland scored two touchdowns in nine seconds.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Ways Horror In Pro Wrestling Is A Goofy, But Perfect Marriage
Schlocky storylines. Overacting. Crazy costumes. Are we talking horror or pro wrestling?
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- By Erik Barnes
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The (Second-) Richest NBA Player Ever Got Rich Off Burgers, Not Basketball
Off burgers and fajitas ... and millions of bottles of Coke.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The First Banned Performance-Enhancing Substance? Beer.
And what event did the athlete attempt after drinking? Why, shooting a gun, of course!
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After Last Year's Super Bowl, A Hundred Families Got Free Dogs
Chiefs defensive lineman Derrick Nnadi is like a reverse Cruella de Vil.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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6 Wildest Moments From The Wildest Marathon Ever Run
The most bonkers Olympic event in history was the 1904 marathon in St. Louis.
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- By Mac Faber
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NASCAR Recruits Athletes ... To Change The Cars' Tires
'We shouldn't be rounding up mechanics and telling them to get in shape. We should be rounding up athletes and teaching them how to change tires."
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How A Fake High School Football Team Played On ESPN
This story truly has another bad Adam Sandler movie written all over it.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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6 Times Games Had Ludicrous Stakes Beyond Winning
Sports ultimately don’t matter. It’s not like anyone’s going to lose their livelihood, catastrophically fail as a business, or die, right? Well, actually ...
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- By Chris Corlew
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The Dangerously Keen Football Fan (Turned Out To Be A Conspiracy)
Struck by a firework in the middle of a game? This story was too good to be true.
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