Cracked Archive - Sports

The 7 Most Insane Dick Moves Ever Pulled By Sports Fans

Scholars thousands of years from now will pore over millions of minutes of televised sporting events and conclude we were a bunch of assholes.


6 Pro Wrestlers Who Went Crazier Outside The Ring Than In It

These were reported by witnesses who may or may not be full of shit. All we can do is dutifully pass them along, as they are amazing.


Stink Is A Weapon: 5 Facts Of MMA Fighting (Not Seen On TV)

Any part of the body can be used to defeat your opponents. Even the excrement.


5 Things I Learned From Taking Up Soccer (As An Adult)

If you're considering the sport without knowing anything about it, there are a few things you should be aware of.


5 Brutal Realities Of High School Football (From A Coach)

We spoke to William Lane, a former player and volunteer coach in Central Texas. He told us some things about the crazy zeitgeist surrounding high school football.


Drugs, Violence, And Soccer: 6 Realities Of Hooliganism

We talked to a couple soccer hooligans to shed some light on the uniquely passionate (read: insane) culture they're apart of.


5 Insane Sports We Brought Back (In The Worst Possible Way)

These sports were truly exciting, truly chilling, and, most of all, truly deadly. So of course a bunch of them are making a comeback in the dumbest ways possible.


4 Problems In Sports That Only Exist Because Of The Fans

Hypocrisy is a hell of a drug, and I'm as much a dirty addict as you.


6 Insanely Tone-Deaf Ways The WWE Addressed Serious Issues

Vince McMahon apparently believes wrestling is the perfect medium through which to tackle complex societal issues, and here are six examples of him trying to do exactly that ... and failing spectacularly.


7 Surprising Realities of Wrestling You Won't See on TV

To understand the wrestling industry, you need a guy who's terrible at actual wrestling, looks fetching in stripes, and isn't above eating cupcakes for dinner. I think I know someone like that.


6 Ways My Real Kung Fu Training Was Crazier Than Any Movie

Kung fu can be way crazier than the movies show you.


8 Things Nobody Tells You About Climbing a Mountain

My name is Ian Overton, and a couple of years ago, I was roped into attempting the most indisputably batshit thing I have ever attempted.


7 Brilliantly Poetic Phrases Accidentally Invented by Sports

In the interest of casting the sporting world in a light that Cracked's bookish audience might appreciate, I'm going to talk about words instead.


5 Things We're Begging to See Changed in Pro Wrestling

For a show that's planned ahead of time, the people in charge of planning it absolutely suck at their jobs.