Cracked Archive - Sports

The 7 Most Insane Dick Moves Ever Pulled By Sports Fans

Scholars thousands of years from now will pore over millions of minutes of televised sporting events and conclude we were a bunch of assholes.

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By Isaac Cabe
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November 10, 2015

6 Pro Wrestlers Who Went Crazier Outside The Ring Than In It

These were reported by witnesses who may or may not be full of shit. All we can do is dutifully pass them along, as they are amazing.

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By Masquerblade
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October 11, 2015

Stink Is A Weapon: 5 Facts Of MMA Fighting (Not Seen On TV)

Any part of the body can be used to defeat your opponents. Even the excrement.

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Jason Iannone, Dallas Mann, Terrence Chen
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September 28, 2015

5 Things I Learned From Taking Up Soccer (As An Adult)

If you're considering the sport without knowing anything about it, there are a few things you should be aware of.

By Charley Daniels
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September 26, 2015

5 Brutal Realities Of High School Football (From A Coach)

We spoke to William Lane, a former player and volunteer coach in Central Texas. He told us some things about the crazy zeitgeist surrounding high school football.

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By Evan V. Symon
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August 23, 2015

Drugs, Violence, And Soccer: 6 Realities Of Hooliganism

We talked to a couple soccer hooligans to shed some light on the uniquely passionate (read: insane) culture they're apart of.

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By Mark Hill, Tommy Vinh Bui, Dougie Brimson
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July 08, 2015

5 Insane Sports We Brought Back (In The Worst Possible Way)

These sports were truly exciting, truly chilling, and, most of all, truly deadly. So of course a bunch of them are making a comeback in the dumbest ways possible.

By Pauli Poisuo
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July 04, 2015

4 Problems In Sports That Only Exist Because Of The Fans

Hypocrisy is a hell of a drug, and I'm as much a dirty addict as you.

By Jason Iannone
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May 30, 2015

6 Insanely Tone-Deaf Ways The WWE Addressed Serious Issues

Vince McMahon apparently believes wrestling is the perfect medium through which to tackle complex societal issues, and here are six examples of him trying to do exactly that ... and failing spectacularly.

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By Steve Hanley
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May 09, 2015

5 Reasons the NCAA Tournament Is a Total Scam

By Diana Cook
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March 16, 2015

7 Surprising Realities of Wrestling You Won't See on TV

To understand the wrestling industry, you need a guy who's terrible at actual wrestling, looks fetching in stripes, and isn't above eating cupcakes for dinner. I think I know someone like that.