Scholars thousands of years from now will pore over millions of minutes of televised sporting events and conclude we were a bunch of assholes.
These were reported by witnesses who may or may not be full of shit. All we can do is dutifully pass them along, as they are amazing.
Any part of the body can be used to defeat your opponents. Even the excrement.
If you're considering the sport without knowing anything about it, there are a few things you should be aware of.
We spoke to William Lane, a former player and volunteer coach in Central Texas. He told us some things about the crazy zeitgeist surrounding high school football.
We talked to a couple soccer hooligans to shed some light on the uniquely passionate (read: insane) culture they're apart of.
These sports were truly exciting, truly chilling, and, most of all, truly deadly. So of course a bunch of them are making a comeback in the dumbest ways possible.
Hypocrisy is a hell of a drug, and I'm as much a dirty addict as you.
Vince McMahon apparently believes wrestling is the perfect medium through which to tackle complex societal issues, and here are six examples of him trying to do exactly that ... and failing spectacularly.
To understand the wrestling industry, you need a guy who's terrible at actual wrestling, looks fetching in stripes, and isn't above eating cupcakes for dinner. I think I know someone like that.
Kung fu can be way crazier than the movies show you.
My name is Ian Overton, and a couple of years ago, I was roped into attempting the most indisputably batshit thing I have ever attempted.
In the interest of casting the sporting world in a light that Cracked's bookish audience might appreciate, I'm going to talk about words instead.
For a show that's planned ahead of time, the people in charge of planning it absolutely suck at their jobs.