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19 Everyday Things You Didn't Know Will Kill You Dead
Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 04, 2015
5 Modern Leaders Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible
We fully expect that our elected officials are doing shit behind the scenes that is either corrupt, depraved, or both. But often times, it's much worse than you think.
- By Chris Rio, Zachary Frey
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- February 02, 2015
2 New Shirts for Stephen King & History Fans
Everything is better with dinosaurs.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- January 19, 2015
6 Ways to Keep Terrorists From Ruining the World
Even before the first responders are on the scene, you need to follow these steps.
- By David Wong
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- January 19, 2015
5 Things You Learn Hanging With the Taliban
Robert Young Pelton has spent most of his life reporting from violent hotspots around the globe ... and somehow getting interviews with people on both sides of the fighting.
- By Robert Evans, Robert Young Pelton, Austin Bodetti
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- January 12, 2015
8 Things That Broke the Internet (For Less Than A Minute)
The following headline-grabbers held our interest long enough to at least garner a meme or hashtag before we moved on.
- By Diana Cook
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- January 09, 2015
16 Badass Acts of Heroism (Done By Children)
Children can be disgusting, infuriating, baffling, awful, and/or downright dumb -- and it turns out they can also be incredible badasses.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 29, 2014
9 Disappointing Gifts We All Got as Kids
Just remember, you're only feeding this vicious cycle by buying stuff like this.
- By Jason Tabrys
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- December 25, 2014
2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
If you've been living under a rock, in a cave, or just spent the entire year high off gas fumes then don't worry, we've got your back on all the news you missed out on.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 21, 2014
6 Insane Real Police Responses to Clearly Fake Crimes
You literally cannot believe your eyes anymore. And someone needs to tell the authorities that.
- By Eric Yosomono, Aaron Short, Ed Stevens, Aaron Granger
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- December 18, 2014
5 Reasons We Will Always Blame the Victim
Sometimes the only difference between victim blaming and vigilantism is your dedication to the cause.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- December 16, 2014
2 New Shirts for 'Hunger Games' and Groot Fans
Sriracha has as much identity as any district, nation, or mockingjay.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 15, 2014
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