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The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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287 6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
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- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile
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The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)
Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits
The legal system is messed up, man.
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6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees That Are Baffling Police
We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn't Understand Politics
Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.
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- By M. Asher Cantrell
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/14)
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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12 Important Things You Missed About Huge Stories (4/7)
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/30)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or insane headlines from the last week (or so).
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The 12 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed (3/23)
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- By Ted E.
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The 6 Most Blatantly Evil Product Recalls Of All Time
Corporations, can we be real for a minute? Could you try being just a little bit less evil?
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- By CRACKED Staff
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Man Vapes Semen: 5 BS News Stories That Went Viral
It's in uncertain times such as these that we at Cracked must renew our sacred vow to expose the inaccuracies, exaggerations, and flat-out inventions currently filling your news feed.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Hilariously Illegal Ways Governments Solved Huge Problems
"There are no bad ideas." -The Government
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- By K. R. Kelleher
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6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned from Modern Countries
Sometimes, supposedly fully grown rulers of nations lose their shit and decide to just outright blanket ban absurd things for even more absurd reasons.
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- By Dwayne Hoover, Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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