Cracked Archive - News


19 Everyday Things You Didn't Know Will Kill You Dead

Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe.


5 Modern Leaders Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible

We fully expect that our elected officials are doing shit behind the scenes that is either corrupt, depraved, or both. But often times, it's much worse than you think.


2 New Shirts for Stephen King & History Fans

Everything is better with dinosaurs.


6 Ways to Keep Terrorists From Ruining the World

Even before the first responders are on the scene, you need to follow these steps.


5 Things You Learn Hanging With the Taliban

Robert Young Pelton has spent most of his life reporting from violent hotspots around the globe ... and somehow getting interviews with people on both sides of the fighting.


8 Things That Broke the Internet (For Less Than A Minute)

The following headline-grabbers held our interest long enough to at least garner a meme or hashtag before we moved on.


16 Badass Acts of Heroism (Done By Children)

Children can be disgusting, infuriating, baffling, awful, and/or downright dumb -- and it turns out they can also be incredible badasses.


9 Disappointing Gifts We All Got as Kids

Just remember, you're only feeding this vicious cycle by buying stuff like this.


2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

If you've been living under a rock, in a cave, or just spent the entire year high off gas fumes then don't worry, we've got your back on all the news you missed out on.


6 Insane Real Police Responses to Clearly Fake Crimes

You literally cannot believe your eyes anymore. And someone needs to tell the authorities that.


5 Reasons We Will Always Blame the Victim

Sometimes the only difference between victim blaming and vigilantism is your dedication to the cause.


2 New Shirts for 'Hunger Games' and Groot Fans

Sriracha has as much identity as any district, nation, or mockingjay.