Here are some less traditional outlets to fulfill your yearly quota of scares.
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Murder for hire never looks as cool as it does in the movies. And in fact it's more 'National Lampoon's' than 'The Professional.'
Even jaded, cynical bastards like us should expect more from reputable news organizations. Right?
Here are a few public entities still working out the kinks on that whole decency thing.
What if a story was so shocking that the Internet literally packed it up and called it a day?
When we try to wrap our hunter-gatherer brains around concepts like student loan interest rates and year-end bonuses, it starts misfiring in all sorts of ridiculous ways.
If you're a smoker, it's the dream you've always dreamed of, but is it really going to be the stoner utopia some people are expecting?