Cracked Archive - News
The news is like a shrill fire alarm that screams 24 hours a day, because really there's always something on fire somewhere.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- September 22, 2015
We sent a writer and a photographer out to the Serbia-Hungary border to speak with a few dozen of the 3 million Syrians who have fled their homeland so far.
- By Anonymous
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- September 18, 2015
Sometimes, revisiting those classics you loved as a kid can be a disappointing experience. On rare occasions, though, it's more meaningful.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- September 17, 2015
Modern-day survivalists aren't generally regarded as the most sane people on the planet. But sometimes they get it right.
- By Emma Larkins
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- September 15, 2015
Sometimes watching the news can feel like you're seeing an anti-Earth propaganda film produced by aliens.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- September 15, 2015
The news media's primary motivation these days is clearly to drum up sales of emergency apocalypse supplies.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- September 08, 2015
These are somewhat commendable ideas, but you won't be surprised to know that, in almost every case, their attempts failed miserably.
- By Eden Dranger
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- September 07, 2015
Here are just a few inventive methods that practitioners of the paranormal have developed to distinguish themselves from their peers.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- September 03, 2015
Put your politics aside for the length of this column.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 01, 2015
Judging from the news, the world is like a disaster movie, only without the last few scenes where everybody escapes.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- September 01, 2015
Oh no, school's almost here and you didn't buy any new clothes! Good thing we have you covered!
- By CRACKED Staff
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- August 25, 2015
Staying on top of the news is like trying to follow the plot of Kevin Spacey's serial killer notebooks in 'Se7en.'
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- August 25, 2015
When disaster strikes, there are plenty of ways you can respond without being a massive tool. But that's not what these heroes decided to do.
- By Jason Iannone
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- August 25, 2015
If you see the bulldozers then you'll already know that it's too late.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 20, 2015
The general reaction to these protesters across the Internet was fascinating. And sad.
- By Luis Prada
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- August 19, 2015
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