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How To Be a Person: A Guide to Life for the Recent Graduate

Greetings, graduating classes of 2011! Congratulations on accomplishing all you have accomplished to get here, and pre-congratulations on all the accomplishments you will surely accomplish in your accomplishful futures.

Authors: By Lindy West
Published: June 11, 2011
Comments: 303

St. Patrick vs Guy Celebrating St. Patrick's Day [CHART]

People give Christmas a lot of heat for forgetting what the holiday REALLY is all about. But when it comes to forgetting stuff, no holiday can match up with Saint Patrick's Day.

Authors: By Matt Gallagher
Published: March 17, 2011
Comments: 291

The 5 Craziest Exploits of the World's Shadiest Politician

Silvio Berlusconi basically Scrooge McDuck but wears pants less often. He's spent nine years running Italy like a frat house on double-secret probation.

Authors: By Luke McKinney
Published: March 05, 2011
Comments: 528

How to Evaluate a Stupid News Story [COMIC]

Remember when we cared about such ridiculous stuff ... last month?

Authors: By Scott Meyer
Published: February 08, 2011
Comments: 127

6 Things You Won't Believe Can Brainwash You On Election Day

It turns out that politicians are the ones who should be cynical about us. Science is finding that some pretty weird stuff can make us forget what we stand for on Election Day.

Authors: By Kathy Benjamin
Published: November 01, 2010
Comments: 922