Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe.
We fully expect that our elected officials are doing shit behind the scenes that is either corrupt, depraved, or both. But often times, it's much worse than you think.
The following headline-grabbers held our interest long enough to at least garner a meme or hashtag before we moved on.
You literally cannot believe your eyes anymore. And someone needs to tell the authorities that.