Cracked Archive - Music
White Band Sues To Use A Black Singer's Name -- To Show They AREN'T Racist
Lady Antebellum is proving to be racist in more than just their name.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 09, 2020
Backstreet Boys Need You To Know About Their Farts
They basically farted in your ear.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 01, 2020
Censorship Sucks, But So Does Pearl Jam's 'Jeremy'
What’s a boring story about chemical imbalance when there’s revenge and Hitler?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 08, 2020
Wolves Have Trapped A Bolivian Orchestra In A Spooky German Castle During All This
Who wants to watch 'The Shining' with an all siku flute soundtrack?
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 27, 2020
5 Awkward As Hell Concerts That Were Painful To Watch
I would not wish these upon anybody.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- May 26, 2020
Tekashi 6ix9ine Is Beefing With Tom Hanks' Son Now
You don't wanna start beef with the Hanks family.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 18, 2020
Cam’ron Is An Entrepreneurial Nostradamus
He's been hustling on a whole different level.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 12, 2020
Guns N' Roses Wrote A Children's Book, And It's Weirder Than It Sounds
Welcome to the jungle gym?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 08, 2020
‘I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole’ Is The Best Song Of 2020 So Far
Here's the most adorable silver lining of quarantine you'll ever see.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 04, 2020
Linkin Park Is Back To Making Music
Prepare to feel things like you haven't since your 9th grade nu-metal phase.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 29, 2020
Don't Listen To The New Taylor Swift Album (No, Not For The Usual Reason)
You'll be doing her a solid.
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 24, 2020
ICP Shows Laudable Concern For Fans
This is news that's going to mean nothing to some people but everything to the Juggalos.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 23, 2020
The Simple Fix To Prevent Messing Up Your 'Hallelujah' Covers
It's one the most beautiful songs of all time, let's keep it that way.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 21, 2020
Stop Sleeping On Rick Astley ... No, seriously.
We're so glad Rick Astley never gave up on music.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 20, 2020
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