Cracked Archive - Music
15 Of The Cringiest Lyrics From The 1980s
How are any of these still being played on the radio?
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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5 Nonsense Reasons Music Was Banned
This "electric guitar" is sure to cause violence amongst the youth!
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- By Eli Yudin
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The 15 Least Punk Rock Moments from Allegedly Legendary Punk Rockers
Nothing says punk like credit cards and butter commercials.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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How A Backstreet Boys’ Fart Topped the Charts in Romania
‘The Call’ features backing vocals from Howie D’s butt
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- By Mike Rampton
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14 Surprisingly Profound Lyrics from Absolute Cornballs
Kid Rock summons his inner John F. Kennedy to promote selflessness.
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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The Best and Worst Fates of 15 Iconic '90s Frontmen
A happy ending is a coin flip for these ’90s rock stars.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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The 15 Cringiest Lyrics of the ‘90s
It sometimes feels like no one had any idea what they were talking about back in the days of alterna-grunge and baby tees.
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- By Amanda Mannen, JhallComics
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Hit Songs About Places That the Artists Had Never Visited
John Fogerty hadn’t spent a single second in that bayou he so famously captured in song
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Pieces Of Music Memorabilia That People Paid Truckloads Of Cash For
Someone shelled out $1.8 million for the jacket Michael Jackson wore for "Thriller."
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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12 Spotify Facts To Stream Into Our Brains
Put these facts on your playlist.
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- By JhallComics, Jonah N.
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The Most Badass (And Most Disappointing) Band Reunions
Some acts are better left disbanded.
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Everyone Knows This Tune, But No One Knows Its Name
Da-da-da DA da DA da DA-da!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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13 Dave Grohl and Foo Fighters Facts To Satisfy Your Inner Foo
These facts bring out the best of you.
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- By Jonah N., JhallComics
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12 Super-Fun Top 40 Pop Songs With Upsetting Lyrics
Wait…THAT’S what that song is about?
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- By JhallComics, Jon Ruggiero
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13 Famous Guitars and Basses From Music History
Though they may be famous, you should never bring these guitars to a party.
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- By JhallComics, Jonah N.
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