Cracked Archive - Music

White Band Sues To Use A Black Singer's Name -- To Show They AREN'T Racist

Lady Antebellum is proving to be racist in more than just their name.


Vanilla Ice's Concert Might Kill Us All

Death, Death, Baby.


Backstreet Boys Need You To Know About Their Farts

They basically farted in your ear.


Censorship Sucks, But So Does Pearl Jam's 'Jeremy'

What’s a boring story about chemical imbalance when there’s revenge and Hitler?


Wolves Have Trapped A Bolivian Orchestra In A Spooky German Castle During All This

Who wants to watch 'The Shining' with an all siku flute soundtrack?


5 Awkward As Hell Concerts That Were Painful To Watch

I would not wish these upon anybody.


Tekashi 6ix9ine Is Beefing With Tom Hanks' Son Now

You don't wanna start beef with the Hanks family.


Cam’ron Is An Entrepreneurial Nostradamus

He's been hustling on a whole different level.


‘I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole’ Is The Best Song Of 2020 So Far

Here's the most adorable silver lining of quarantine you'll ever see.


Linkin Park Is Back To Making Music

Prepare to feel things like you haven't since your 9th grade nu-metal phase.


ICP Shows Laudable Concern For Fans

This is news that's going to mean nothing to some people but everything to the Juggalos.


The Simple Fix To Prevent Messing Up Your 'Hallelujah' Covers

It's one the most beautiful songs of all time, let's keep it that way.


Stop Sleeping On Rick Astley ... No, seriously.

We're so glad Rick Astley never gave up on music.