Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Urban Outfitters is Selling Video Tapes, Thinks You're Dumb

Is VHS making a comeback? Um, probably not.


5 Early Versions Of Movies That Would've Changed Everything

Deleted scenes are cut for a reason.


Will Smith Reveals Why He Didn't Play Neo In 'The Matrix'

The Fresh Prince finally reveals why he turned down one the biggest roles in Hollywood history.


4 Ways Hollywood Is Still Getting Sex Wrong

Over-saturation probably messes up our attitude toward sex just as badly as censorship.


The Oscars Cutting Awards From The Show Is Sad (Yet Logical)

There's a logic to it, if you're a producer trying to figure out how to sustain your interest in your 13.5-hour award show.


Why 'A Star Is Born' May Not Win Best Picture

We have a theory why the Oscars may not be gaga for 'A Star is Born'...


5 Obnoxious Movie Trends You Can't Unsee

You have watched the exact same plot point in like 20 different films.


Please Don't Make A Live-Action 'Nightmare Before Christmas'

Rumor is that Disney's looking to mine the world of Halloween Town once more -- either in a sequel, or as another goddamn live-action remake.


The Origin of Apu from The Simpsons is Worse Than You Think

'The Simpsons' has faced its fair share of controversies over the past three decades.


The Guy Who Made 'The Room' Has A New Film About A Big Shark

Tommy Wiseau is getting a second shot at film glory, with a new movie that looks bad for all the wrong reasons.


The 'Captain Marvel' Website Is A Hilarious 1990s Trainwreck

The retro '90s website is perfect. Too perfect.


Everyone Needs To Chill Out About The New 'Star Wars' Title

Relax. On a cosmic time scale, it doesn't matter!


The Tragic 'Parks and Rec' Storyline Nobody Talks About

Victims come in all shapes, sizes, and political affiliations.


6 More Blockbusters That Looked Hilarious Behind The Scenes

As visual effects get more convincing, actors' jobs become more ridiculous.


'Game Of Thrones' Sneakers Are A Thing Now

You'll need a lot of fantasy to dream up the corporate synergy.