Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
'Star Trek's Best Captain Is ... Scotty?
Sir! Beam me up Scotty, Sir!
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- By Cedric Voets
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27 A Deep Dive Into 'Mr. Six,' The Nightmarish Six Flags Dancing Mascot
There was, perhaps, no greater advertising tapeworm unleashed upon this nation than Six Flags' dancing geriatric
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- By Mac Faber
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Behold The Forgotten Nightmare That Was 'Shrek The Musical'
At least it didn’t star Smash Mouth.
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- By JM McNab
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Making It As A Comic Artist For Marvel/DC Feels Impossible
You’d earn more money opening the door to the Marvel offices than walking through them.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Horror Movies' Monster For The 2020s: Videoconferencing
The call sounds like it's coming from hell! Could you maybe try switching to the other wifi channel?
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- By Cedric Voets
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21 Movie Twists Our Readers Think Really Worked
Us, we like plots. Stories with actual surprises. So we asked readers to tell us some of their favorite twists.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Cracked Readers
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'Invincible's Super DILF Comes from the Planet of Mustaches
Planet of the mustache rides.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Board Games Are The Closest We've Come To 'Star Trek's Holodeck
And they probably won’t break down and kill you.
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- By JM McNab
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'Lord of the Rings' Only Exists Because Tolkien's Son Was Annoying
Tolkien was a loving -- albeit a slightly potty-mouthed -- father.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Are 'John Wick'-Style Action Movies Really About ... School?
A lot of people have a “particular set of skills.”
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- By JM McNab
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'Office Space' Was Inspired By ... The Dude Who Wrote 'Moby Dick?'
Both the movie and Melville had stuff to say about work culture ...
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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'Chad' And The Sad State Of Review Bombing
If you can't trust the Tomatometer then what can you trust?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Star Wars' Saddest Character Is The Space Slug (No, Seriously)
A long time ago in a galaxy forever alone ...
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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4 Behind the Scenes Stories That Deserve Their Own Movie
These behind-the-scenes stories have all of the drama, laughs, and bugnuts insanity to make very compelling biopics one day.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The '90s Weird Trend Of Action Stars Murdering Old Men
Careful what you say, Grandpa, or you might end up on the wrong side of a roundhouse kick.
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- By Dan Duddy
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