Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Final Blockbuster Left Will Not Flinch
Final Blockbuster Left Will Not Flinch

Even during a pandemic you can make it a Blockbuster night.

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Transcendentally Stupid Movie Censorship
Transcendentally Stupid Movie Censorship

Some censorship is so dumb, it counts as a form of entertainment.

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Robert Pattinson Sounds Insane Trying To Describe Christopher Nolan's New Film, 'Tenet'
Robert Pattinson Sounds Insane Trying To Describe Christopher Nolan's New Film, 'Tenet'

Don't worry. You still won't understand what it was about after you watch it.

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The 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' Special Finally Gets 'Choose Your Own Adventure' TV Right
The 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' Special Finally Gets 'Choose Your Own Adventure' TV Right

Sometimes it feels nice to choose correctly, you know?

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Folks, Fall TV Is Gonna Suuuuuuuck
Folks, Fall TV Is Gonna Suuuuuuuck

Despite what countless podcasters might think, “some guy alone in a room” isn’t a very compelling premise.

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The Moral Of 'The Notebook' Is Terrible
The Moral Of 'The Notebook' Is Terrible

True love is being good in the sack, of course.

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Fussing About The 'Avatar' Sequels' Cost Is Nonsense
Fussing About The 'Avatar' Sequels' Cost Is Nonsense

Na'vi-mind that giant budget.

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Sneaky Ways Directors Hid Cameos
Sneaky Ways Directors Hid Cameos

Sometimes even great directors don't want to hire more actors.

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Why Would Anyone Reboot 'National Treasure'?
Why Would Anyone Reboot 'National Treasure'?

How many national treasures can there possibly be to find?

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The One Death Scene ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Needed
The One Death Scene ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Needed

It doesn't involve Babu Frik, we're not monsters.

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‘Black Mirror’ Doesn’t Have To Be Bleak
‘Black Mirror’ Doesn’t Have To Be Bleak

We can make 'Black Mirror' stories that don't leave viewers broken.

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The Dumbest Ways Plots Accidentally Spoiled Themselves
The Dumbest Ways Plots Accidentally Spoiled Themselves

There's a difference between foreshadowing and just adding spoilers.

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The (Dumb) Reason Superman Was Sent To Earth
The (Dumb) Reason Superman Was Sent To Earth

It's far sexier than you think.

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