Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Annoying Trends That Make Every Movie Look the Same
In reality, every movie you've seen in the last 10 years has just been different scenes of 'Forrest Gump' set on a loop.
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- By Dan Seitz
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Understanding the Allure of 'Shark Week' [COMIC]
how to navigate a conversation with the sort of person who believes this is a subject worthy of deconstruction ...
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- By Scott Meyer
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The Lifespan of Every TV Show Ever [COMIC]
Every TV show follows a certain downward spiral.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
Remember: Mindless creatures that feed on human flesh shouldn't factor into your business plan, Ever.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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Why don't you...try it on for me [COMIC]
Th ... thanks.
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- By Space Avalanche
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If 'Eclipse' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
We sent Rod Hilton to check out the newest Twilight flick and summarize it for us. We hope you can forgive us someday, Rod.
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- By The Editing Room
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Dreams: Inception vs. Reality [CHART]
Some subtle differences between what the movie shows us and what most of us see when our brains shut down at night.
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- By BRWombat
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Evolution of the Public's Tolerance for Mel Gibson [CHART]
How he wore out the public's tolerance for complete jerk-offs
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- By Tim Babb
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The 6 Saddest Attempts to Follow Up Pop Culture Classics
Just because you've created one masterpiece doesn't mean everything you touch is going to be gold.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Wonder Woman's Gritty Reboot: Explained [CHART]
Thanks for giving a shit, internet!
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- By Hans_Solo
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Ireland's Only Kung Fu Movie (Is The Worst Film Ever Made)
Fatal Deviation is an ancient curse on the Irish people, passed on by a few VHS tapes like cinematic herpes until DVD technology re-released it on the world in exactly the same way archaeological digs re-release angry mummies.
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- By Luke McKinney
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The Real Reason She's Making You Go See 'Eclipse' [GRAPH]
The reasons (both stated and unstated) you might find yourself in this unfortunate situation.
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- By Skinnymojo
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The Sadness of Toy Story Measured in Tears [CHART]
Stop it Pixar.
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- By Tim Babb
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6 Iconic Movie Leaders (Who Aren't Fit To Lead A Parade)
More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories
We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn't have any business adapting these tales in the first place.
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- By Claire G.
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