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You know how NASA occasionally comes out and announces an asteroid nearly missed Earth? This is like that.
A well-designed monster (say, a burn victim with a glove made of knives) can make a franchise. Behold, the opposite end of the spectrum: the shittiest movie monsters possible.
When civilization ends, the ads will go on. Here's what they'll look like.