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5 Complex Philosophies (Secretly) Taught To You By Movies
Deep philosophy can be found in all of Pixar's movies. Except 'Cars.' Get bent, 'Cars.'
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- By Nathan Williams, Federico Cruz
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5 Soul Crushing TV Show Reunions You Won't Believe Happened
It's hard to believe but, yes, Gilbert Gottfried was Zack Morris' pimp.
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- By Chris Radomile
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7 Oscar-Nominated 'True Story' Movies (Are Based On Lies)
Straight Outta Compton left out some key biopic-esque details, such as all the times Dr. Dre beat up women.
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- By JM McNab
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7 TV Shows That Were Way Darker Than Anybody Realized
During the reign of Steve 'constantly confused about his own culpability' Urkel, you probably missed a lot of not-so-funny racial situations with the Winslow family.
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- By William Hillman, Chris F, Markos Hasiotis
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5 Movie Marketing Colossal Fails
One can't help but wonder if 2001's initial reception wouldn't have been different if the dense, ponderous art film were presented differently.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Creepy Changes The Government Forced On Movies & TV Shows
Turns out China and the U.S. military are pretty big decision-makers in Hollywood.
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- By Henrik Magnusson , Blair Dodge, Ray McBride
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6 Actors Who Had No Clue What Their Movie Was About
Have you ever shown up at work and had no idea what was going on? These actors made whole movies like that.
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- By Marina Reimann
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Horrifying Twist Endings (That Happened IRL)
When you discover your dad is Charles Manson do you A) Write him letters in prison? Or B) Pretend you never found out and take that information to the grave?
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- By Janel Comeau
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6 Famous Movie Scenes With Horrific Scientific Implications
If you hold movies to the laws of science, stuff gets dark FAST.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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5 Christmas Movies You Never Realized Had Insane Messages
Spoiler alert: Whoville is utterly destroyed in a manner befitting Norse mythology.
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- By Adam Wears
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7 Insane Behind-The-Scenes Problems Recent Movies Dealt With
The new POTC movie was infiltrated by a real pirate. After making some threats, the man fled into the bushes, disgracing the honor of pirates everywhere.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Actors That Were Almost (Unbelievably) In Star Wars
Tupac would have been an ideal candidate for the CGI-saturated production, having previous experience acting opposite basically nothing.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Horrifying Endings That 'True Story' Movies Left Out
Nothing more romantic than being kidnapped and dying young.
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- By Alyssa Feller
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Unspoken Backstories For Huge Characters
Coma the Doof Warrior's mother would be so proud of him.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Shockingly Dumb Reasons People Invented Famous Characters
It turns out horrific inhuman monstrosities are way easier to draw than horses.
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- By B.T. Doran
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