Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
6 Times Movies Ditched Terrible Source Material
Sometimes it's necessary to omit a few things.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Israel SH, James Kinneen, Gino Reyes, Eric Nolff
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79 Disney's New Cartoons Turn Goofy Into An Abomination
I have not mouth yet I must yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Disney Deleted A Weirdly Dark Joke From 'Toy Story 2'
Stinky Pete just got #MeTooed.
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- By JM McNab
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Racists Are Attacking Black Ariel With Mermaid Science
Preserving the Mermaryan nation.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Cracked's 8 Favorite Movies of July 2019
It's summertime! Go inside and watch a movie!
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- By Jordan Hoffman
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The Blackadder Reboot Sounds Like A Stale Sitcom For Boomers
Nobody wants to see Edmund Blackadder complaining about avocado toast.
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- By Cedric Voets
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It's Time to Overanalyze The New 'Star Wars' Movie's Title
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Google Translate.
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- By JM McNab
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This Is Probably The Worst Movie of 2019, And It's Only July
Oof.
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- By E.M. Caris
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The Shady, Hidden Plotline in 'Forrest Gump'
What's Forrest's true motivation for telling his life story to total strangers?
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- By Eamon Lahiri
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Subway's New Ad Is Really, Truly Insane
We are in the final chapter of capitalism, and sandwiches.
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- By Luis Prada
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The Makers Of 'The Room' Have A New Show And It Doesn't Suck
The worst Tommy Wiseau makes the best art.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Cate Blanchett Is Secretly In All Of Your Favorite Movies
But if you want to see her you'll spend a long time looking -- which isn't a bad thing.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Insanely Ridiculous Movies You Need To Watch Right Now
There are many different kinds of 'bad' movies.
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- By Dan Hopper
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We Already Got a 'Myst' TV Show, It Was Called 'Lost'
Get ready for the 'Myst' cinematic (and reality show) universe.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Movies' Behind-The-Scenes Absurd Drama
Even some of this year's movies have hilariously uncomfortable behind-the-scenes stories.
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- By JM McNab
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