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The 6 Most Badass Ways Anyone Has Ever Escaped the Country

You didn't have to be crazy to attempt an escape from one of these places. But it sure as hell helped.


23 Famous Movie Plots Easily Solved by Text Messages

It's hard to watch pre-2000 movies without thinking about how often the plots could have been solved in five minutes if everybody had just had cell phones. We asked you to show us how some of our favorite movies would've played out if the characters had modern mobile phones. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...


4 Craigslist Missed Connections That Must Exist in Movies

If you've ever been to the Missed Connections section of Craigslist, you already know that it's a graveyard of lost opportunities. And one that could easily house these characters.


29 Famous Movie Scenes With Glaring Mistakes

The background of a great movie can be a tricky place to work. Nobody wants to end up as the guy who failed to add bullet holes correctly on the set of 'Pulp Fiction' or the now iconic stormtrooper who accidentally nailed his head on a door in 'Star Wars'. Each screw up is like a tiny accidental easter egg for the obsessive compulsive troll who liv


10 Behind-the-Scenes Photos That Make the Movie Better

'He came here to prepare us for the real threat: a giant balding man who will pinch whatever he wants.'


5 Depressing Realities Behind Popular Reality TV Shows

It turns out, the truth behind most of these shows is more depressing than the Nirvana 'reunion.'


4 Shows The CW Network Should Absolutely Make Next

I enjoy bad television as much as I enjoy Jack in the Box mechanically separated chicken hunks, and since the CW is clearly in the business of hunks, I have a few ideas I want to pitch.


The 3 Fictional Presidents We Could Use Right Now

If there is a person who looks forward to President's Day more than I do, then I haven't found him, fought him, defeated him and devoured his heart to gain his courage and presidential knowledge yet.


6 Huge Movie Plot Twists That Caused Even Bigger Plot Holes

It turns out that sometimes in order for a film to really shock us with its ending it has to fudge the facts a little bit.


23 Romantic Movies Revised for Honesty

Romantic movies are as bad for your brain as just about any type of movie you can watch as a stupid young person. We show you what they might look like if they actually told the truth.


The 6 Steps of Rocking Out (When You're Over 30)

I was no longer a long-haired teen. True, the passing years had brought me a lifetime of accomplishments and hard-earned sexual competence, but could I rock. Here is my night. You tell me who the rock star is.


6 Movie Characters You Didn't Know Died Horrible Deaths

For every graphic movie death that graces our screens in glorious Technicolor, there's an even more gruesome one that happens just outside of frame.


If The Hobbit Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest

RICHARD ARMITAGE: That does it, Manu, I'm challenging you! There's no way we'd do an entire movie without accomplishing SOME benchmark, so either YOU'RE gonna die, or I'M gonna die, or at least SOMEONE will ACTUALLY ACHIEVE SOMETHING!