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VIDEO: Why The New Star Wars Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start
You can't blame Jar-Jar for this one.
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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Sneaky Ways Directors Hid Cameos
Sometimes even great directors don't want to hire more actors.
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- By JM McNab
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Why Would Anyone Reboot 'National Treasure'?
How many national treasures can there possibly be to find?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The One Death Scene ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Needed
It doesn't involve Babu Frik, we're not monsters.
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- By JM McNab
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‘Black Mirror’ Doesn’t Have To Be Bleak
We can make 'Black Mirror' stories that don't leave viewers broken.
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- By Luis Prada
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The Dumbest Ways Plots Accidentally Spoiled Themselves
There's a difference between foreshadowing and just adding spoilers.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The (Dumb) Reason Superman Was Sent To Earth
It's far sexier than you think.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Please Stop Using The 'Brown Country' Lens Filter
You need to indicate someplace has brown people? There's a filter for that.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Why The Avengers Are All Anarchists
It's kind of surprising the USA didn't dub the Avengers war criminals out the gate.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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Please Direct 'Greedo,' Taika Waititi
A Star Wars comedy centered around Greedo is exactly what the franchise needs right now.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Nic Cage, In The Role He Was (Maybe) Born To Play
But who will play John Finlay's missing teeth?
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- By Luis Prada
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Uh Oh, We’re Inching Towards the ‘Demolition Man’ Future
Now might be a good time to invest in poop seashells.
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- By JM McNab
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Deeply Cursed Los Angeles Places (You Know From Movies)
Hey, we know that hellhole!
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- By Andrew McRae
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The New 'Twilight' Book Is Gonna Force Readers To Admit That Edward Is A Sexual Predator
Gross, bruh.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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When I Was Growing Up In Indiana, Candyman Was Very Real
Reality, it mirrors a serial-killing bee specter.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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