You're allowed to keep a new character around for more than a couple of episodes. It's called
Clearly, the most impressive superpower in the universe isn't strength or invulnerability; it's having a dong.
This is the single most brilliant money-making idea ever conceived.
Damn, Tom Hanks.
Sometimes filmmakers have a tendency to go completely overboard which gives us scenes that cover the spectrum from unintentionally hilarious, or depressing for all the wrong reasons.
It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.
I'm not fooling myself into believing that this was as dangerous as a drug addiction, but what it did to my financial situation dominated my life for way too long.