Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

6 Questions That Will Ruin Your Favorite Movie

Asking questions won't ruin a movie for you. OK, yeah, maybe asking these questions will.


23 Movie & TV Subplots That Were A Total Waste Of Your Time

You're allowed to keep a new character around for more than a couple of episodes. It's called


5 Ways Marvel Movies Keep Screwing Up Female Superheroes

Clearly, the most impressive superpower in the universe isn't strength or invulnerability; it's having a dong.


How To Make Money Using Inaccurate Pop Culture Reviews

This is the single most brilliant money-making idea ever conceived.


7 Ways Skynet Could Have Won By Now

Just how dumb is Skynet? Here's the first seven ways I could think of that it could have succeeded insanely easily in destroying John and/or Sarah Connor.


8 Dark Life Lessons Kids Learn From Pixar Films

I think a large part of the appeal is that these movies often teach some of the darkest lessons you'll ever learn as a child, and take that pressure off of the parents' backs.


17 Baffling Character Overreactions In Famous Movies

Sometimes filmmakers have a tendency to go completely overboard which gives us scenes that cover the spectrum from unintentionally hilarious, or depressing for all the wrong reasons.


4 Superhero Movies That Can Save The Genre

There are tons of off-the-wall characters out there just waiting to be filmed, each providing a potential solution to certain issues that seem to plague nigh every superhero franchise.


8 Horrifying Moments From Classic Kids Cartoons

Because those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it, here are some examples of some truly insane, child-ruining pieces of classic animation.


6 Artists You Won't Believe Made Stuff Just For Kids

It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.


Powers Nobody Realizes Superheroes Have

Some characters have unmentioned secondary skills that are so incredible that their primary superpower eats a pale shit in comparison.


5 Ways My Movie Collection Became An Actual Addiction

I'm not fooling myself into believing that this was as dangerous as a drug addiction, but what it did to my financial situation dominated my life for way too long.


Why Michael Bay Might Secretly Be A Genius

Michael Bay movies are a strange thing.


5 Real Places Straight Out Of A Horror Movie

Good horror is all about atmosphere, which is why setting is so important.