Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

6 Famous Movie Villains Whose Evil Schemes Make Zero Sense

Some villains opt to skip the over-complicated planning and instead go for schemes that make no sense right from the very first nefarious laugh.


The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

How much better would our favorite movies be if there weren't any language restrictions?


10 Gritty Reboots We Can't Stop Hollywood From Making

Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world.


How 19 Famous Ads Would've Ended (If They Had Balls)

What happens when you take commercials and ground them in reality?


5 Things Movie Dystopias Get Wrong About Dictatorships

Welcome to Dictatorship 101. Please take a seat. (You don't have a choice.)


6 Dumb Aspects Of The Original Star Wars Trilogy You Forgot

The beloved OT was never meant to be seen as a great artistic achievement. Not until our collective nostalgic hive mind decided it had to be, anyway.


The Darkest Episode Of TV Ever Was On Celebrity Family Feud

Like any American classic, it's borderline impossible to appreciate this on your own. You need a guide for a masterpiece this dense.


36 Famous Movie Scenes Improved With Misheard Dialogue

Close captioning has been an amazing innovation for those who need it, but an even better innovation for those of us who love unintentional comedy.


5 Famous Characters You Didn't Know Are Based On Real People

Very few fictional characters are pulled from thin air, because what's the point of having friends and family if you can't steal their essence and sell it to strangers for entertainment?


23 Simple Questions That Ruin Classic Movies

Questions are important. Without them, we'd never learn or solve problems or come up with revolutionary solutions. Oh, and we'd never ruin perfectly great movies, either.


5 Dumb Accidents That Made 'Star Wars' A Classic

Only the Force could have guided such ineptitude into becoming a masterpiece.


4 Disney Kids Who Should Have Been Traumatized For Life

It's just plain weird to pretend that these abandoned, enslaved, psychologically tortured and abused children would all have enjoyed happy endings.


5 Movie Villains (Who Are Actually The Good Guys)

More often that not, the Good Guys often come off as awful assholes, and the Bad Guys we're supposed to hate are actually decent people who are getting a bad rap.


13 Movie Heroes Who Caused Mass Civilian Casualties

What happened to the good old days in Hollywood where the only people who got what's coming to them were the assholes?