More often that not, the Good Guys often come off as awful assholes, and the Bad Guys we're supposed to hate are actually decent people who are getting a bad rap.
Yo, does anyone know where I can find this?
Sometimes a cliffhanger is really an opportunity for reflection.
It's almost one o'clock in the morning. I'm ten movies deep into an 11-movie Wayans Brothers marathon that began at 7:15 a.m. the previous day. I'm tired. I'm angry.
Asking questions won't ruin a movie for you. OK, yeah, maybe asking these questions will.
Clearly, the most impressive superpower in the universe isn't strength or invulnerability; it's having a dong.
This is the single most brilliant money-making idea ever conceived.
Just how dumb is Skynet? Here's the first seven ways I could think of that it could have succeeded insanely easily in destroying John and/or Sarah Connor.
I think a large part of the appeal is that these movies often teach some of the darkest lessons you'll ever learn as a child, and take that pressure off of the parents' backs.
There are tons of off-the-wall characters out there just waiting to be filmed, each providing a potential solution to certain issues that seem to plague nigh every superhero franchise.
Because those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it, here are some examples of some truly insane, child-ruining pieces of classic animation.
It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.
Some characters have unmentioned secondary skills that are so incredible that their primary superpower eats a pale shit in comparison.
I'm not fooling myself into believing that this was as dangerous as a drug addiction, but what it did to my financial situation dominated my life for way too long.
Michael Bay movies are a strange thing.