Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

If Every Single 'Star Wars: Episode 7' Rumor Was True

If you Frankenstein-knit together all of the Episode VII rumors -- regardless of veracity -- you end up with THE MOST EXCITING STAR WARS TO STAR WAR IN THE STARS.


4 Ways We Can Save the Marvel Cinematic Universe

How can Marvel keep this money truck rolling down Our Wallets Avenue? Simple ...


41 Baffling Moments in Otherwise Great Movies

Sometimes, perfection is simply a scene-cut away.


5 Old-Timey Movies Way Too Disturbing for Modern Theaters

It's funny how we rewrite history to make the present look worse. Because that's simply just not the case.


15 Famous Movies With Hidden Symbolism You Didn't Notice

We can't stress enough just how little you're paying attention during movies. Like, we're surprised you even remember what you just watched.


29 Awkward Movies Moments That Must Have Happened

There's a lot of suspension of disbelief required by the viewing public when watching a movie. Sometimes, though, there's just an inexplicable occurrence that makes every pause for a moment.


5 Characters You Won't Believe Are Based on Real People

Every story you've ever watched or read includes characters that are, in reality, based on somebody the writer knew. But you'd be surprised to see how totally out of left field the real-life inspirations often are.


6 High-Tech Movie Facilities That Make No Sense

Once you strip away plot conveniences and forget about how cool everything looks for a second, it becomes immediately obvious that virtually no futuristic facility in the history of cinema could possibly serve its intended purpose in real life.


The 4 Most Baffling Things Hiding in the 'Avengers 2' Poster

It's a beautiful, chaotic brawl when viewed as a whole, and it's a Where's Waldo? of goofy stuff when examined up close.


4 Easy Steps to Becoming a Horror Movie Slasher

If you want to be a killer on par with a movie villain, you'll have to brush up on these movie slasher skills. And hey, feel free to leave a comment about why you're so obsessed with murder.


4 Famous Movies Hollywood Will Never Stop Remaking

Hollywood loves remaking old movies and rebooting dormant franchises almost as much as movie fans love complaining about them doing it.


21 Real Problems We'd Actually Want Superheroes to Solve

What would happen if superheroes pulled their heads out of their asses and actually applied their powers to something useful?


21 Shockingly Lazy Special Effects in Big-Budget Movies

These moviemakers obviously didn't go to the Michael Bay Film Institute.


5 Dumb Things Movie Characters Do Only to Advance the Plot

These are the times when the filmmakers are hoping you get so enthralled with the action that you forget how much more easily the whole thing could have been resolved, if somebody hadn't dropped the ball.


26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters

Our readers gave badass voice to those who apparently had none of their own.