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5 Movie Villains (Who Are Actually The Good Guys)
5 Movie Villains (Who Are Actually The Good Guys)

More often that not, the Good Guys often come off as awful assholes, and the Bad Guys we're supposed to hate are actually decent people who are getting a bad rap.

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'Entourage' Is So Bad Pirates Don't Want To Steal It
'Entourage' Is So Bad Pirates Don't Want To Steal It

Yo, does anyone know where I can find this?

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4 Silver Linings Of TV Shows That Were Canceled Too Soon
4 Silver Linings Of TV Shows That Were Canceled Too Soon

Sometimes a cliffhanger is really an opportunity for reflection.

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6 Things I Learned Watching Every Wayans Bros Movie In A Day
6 Things I Learned Watching Every Wayans Bros Movie In A Day

It's almost one o'clock in the morning. I'm ten movies deep into an 11-movie Wayans Brothers marathon that began at 7:15 a.m. the previous day. I'm tired. I'm angry.

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6 Questions That Will Ruin Your Favorite Movie
6 Questions That Will Ruin Your Favorite Movie

Asking questions won't ruin a movie for you. OK, yeah, maybe asking these questions will.

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5 Ways Marvel Movies Keep Screwing Up Female Superheroes
5 Ways Marvel Movies Keep Screwing Up Female Superheroes

Clearly, the most impressive superpower in the universe isn't strength or invulnerability; it's having a dong.

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How To Make Money Using Inaccurate Pop Culture Reviews
How To Make Money Using Inaccurate Pop Culture Reviews

This is the single most brilliant money-making idea ever conceived.

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7 Ways Skynet Could Have Won By Now
7 Ways Skynet Could Have Won By Now

Just how dumb is Skynet? Here's the first seven ways I could think of that it could have succeeded insanely easily in destroying John and/or Sarah Connor.

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8 Dark Life Lessons Kids Learn From Pixar Films
8 Dark Life Lessons Kids Learn From Pixar Films

I think a large part of the appeal is that these movies often teach some of the darkest lessons you'll ever learn as a child, and take that pressure off of the parents' backs.

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4 Superhero Movies That Can Save The Genre
4 Superhero Movies That Can Save The Genre

There are tons of off-the-wall characters out there just waiting to be filmed, each providing a potential solution to certain issues that seem to plague nigh every superhero franchise.

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8 Horrifying Moments From Classic Kids Cartoons
8 Horrifying Moments From Classic Kids Cartoons

Because those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it, here are some examples of some truly insane, child-ruining pieces of classic animation.

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6 Artists You Won't Believe Made Stuff Just For Kids
6 Artists You Won't Believe Made Stuff Just For Kids

It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.

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Powers Nobody Realizes Superheroes Have
Powers Nobody Realizes Superheroes Have

Some characters have unmentioned secondary skills that are so incredible that their primary superpower eats a pale shit in comparison.

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5 Ways My Movie Collection Became An Actual Addiction
5 Ways My Movie Collection Became An Actual Addiction

I'm not fooling myself into believing that this was as dangerous as a drug addiction, but what it did to my financial situation dominated my life for way too long.

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Why Michael Bay Might Secretly Be A Genius
Why Michael Bay Might Secretly Be A Genius

Michael Bay movies are a strange thing.

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