Turns out lots of famous movies were pretty close to being so irredeemably dumb that no one would have watched them.
I thought I owed it to movies to talk about some behind-the-scenes moments that make things better.
Not all sequels are some sort of official corruption of creativity ... because sometimes they're not official at all.
Every movie villain seems like they have it pretty together. Well, almost ...
I get a limited number of days on this Earth, and binge-watching Netflix is where one of them went.
Maybe kids would study foreign languages harder if they knew how many awesome jokes they were missing.
There's a line where a filmmaker goes from 'following the same formula' to 'remaking his own friggin' movie.'
When you focus only on a movie's mistakes, you are more likely to miss out on everything it does well, which may include powerful scenes of cinematic genius hiding in some of the most hated pieces of cinema ever made.
I think one or two crappy movies don't justify burning the entire franchise to the ground, flushing its ashes down the toilet, and then dynamiting that toilet to start over again.
You should pay attention to the comings and goings of celebrities, seeing as they can sometimes inspire the creation of some really awesome movies.
As a public service, before you go see TMNT and hop on Twitter to express your disgust, take a minute to reflect on these creepy buggers.