Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
More often that not, the Good Guys often come off as awful assholes, and the Bad Guys we're supposed to hate are actually decent people who are getting a bad rap.
- By Erik Germ
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- July 30, 2015
Yo, does anyone know where I can find this?
- By Cody Johnston
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- July 28, 2015
Sometimes a cliffhanger is really an opportunity for reflection.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- July 26, 2015
It's almost one o'clock in the morning. I'm ten movies deep into an 11-movie Wayans Brothers marathon that began at 7:15 a.m. the previous day. I'm tired. I'm angry.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- July 23, 2015
Asking questions won't ruin a movie for you. OK, yeah, maybe asking these questions will.
- By Jason Pargin
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- July 23, 2015
Clearly, the most impressive superpower in the universe isn't strength or invulnerability; it's having a dong.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- July 21, 2015
This is the single most brilliant money-making idea ever conceived.
- By Nathan Rabin
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- July 21, 2015
Just how dumb is Skynet? Here's the first seven ways I could think of that it could have succeeded insanely easily in destroying John and/or Sarah Connor.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 16, 2015
I think a large part of the appeal is that these movies often teach some of the darkest lessons you'll ever learn as a child, and take that pressure off of the parents' backs.
- By Matt Cowan
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- July 15, 2015
There are tons of off-the-wall characters out there just waiting to be filmed, each providing a potential solution to certain issues that seem to plague nigh every superhero franchise.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 14, 2015
Because those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it, here are some examples of some truly insane, child-ruining pieces of classic animation.
- By Vincent Pall, Adam Koski
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- July 12, 2015
It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.
- By JM McNab
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- July 11, 2015
Some characters have unmentioned secondary skills that are so incredible that their primary superpower eats a pale shit in comparison.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- July 10, 2015
I'm not fooling myself into believing that this was as dangerous as a drug addiction, but what it did to my financial situation dominated my life for way too long.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- July 09, 2015
Michael Bay movies are a strange thing.
- By Tom Reimann
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- July 08, 2015
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