If you Frankenstein-knit together all of the Episode VII rumors -- regardless of veracity -- you end up with THE MOST EXCITING STAR WARS TO STAR WAR IN THE STARS.
It's funny how we rewrite history to make the present look worse. Because that's simply just not the case.
We can't stress enough just how little you're paying attention during movies. Like, we're surprised you even remember what you just watched.
Every story you've ever watched or read includes characters that are, in reality, based on somebody the writer knew. But you'd be surprised to see how totally out of left field the real-life inspirations often are.
Once you strip away plot conveniences and forget about how cool everything looks for a second, it becomes immediately obvious that virtually no futuristic facility in the history of cinema could possibly serve its intended purpose in real life.
It's a beautiful, chaotic brawl when viewed as a whole, and it's a Where's Waldo? of goofy stuff when examined up close.
Hollywood loves remaking old movies and rebooting dormant franchises almost as much as movie fans love complaining about them doing it.
What would happen if superheroes pulled their heads out of their asses and actually applied their powers to something useful?
These moviemakers obviously didn't go to the Michael Bay Film Institute.
These are the times when the filmmakers are hoping you get so enthralled with the action that you forget how much more easily the whole thing could have been resolved, if somebody hadn't dropped the ball.
Our readers gave badass voice to those who apparently had none of their own.