We're betting most of you didn't catch any of these the first time around.
Remember you need to watch 41 hours of 'Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.' to understand any of this.
Old-timey storytellers apparently didn't write fairy tales for kids -- they wrote them to keep jaded serial killers entertained while waiting on death row.
The next time my shrink smugly asks about my woods/children practices, I'll be ready with an answer.
Whether it be because of some irrational fear, bizarre superstition, very specific form of vanity, or other reason only they know, some actors do the exact same thing on every poster.
How do you get a great film when everyone on set hates each other? Pray you're being directed by Ridley Scott.
While we don't expect our bad guys to be infallible geniuses, we at least expect them to not be actively tripping all over themselves like Super Dave Osborne.
As a job title,
Why do a bunch of us find the photorealistic carnage of today's movie trailers so unappealing? Well ...
Whether the original was a beloved novel or popular comic, Hollywood seems to take a perverse kind of pleasure in butchering it. But in the name of fairness, we should take a moment to celebrate all those times they got it right.
All the evidence is laid out pretty well in the movie.
We'd like to take a moment to tell you about the awesome films getting a fraction of the attention they deserve.
We talked to theater managers Donovan King and Olga Lexell to learn about cinema's seedy underbelly.
By the way, hella spoilers in this article.
Look, we're not saying all of these would have been great -- Hollywood is capable of ruining even the best of ideas. But you can't help but be intrigued.