Eventually horror monsters get to the stage where they're plopped into a spinoff or paired with a sidekick, and that's when we start thinking it's over - but it's not over...
The hero of the adorable Kung Fu Panda series doesn't just murder his enemies. He turbo-murders them.
This ordinary tale of a time-travelling eccentric and his pet teenager has spawned some baffling shit.
Thankfully, we don't need a time traveling DeLorean to look back on all the hidden gems in Back To The Future.
No one quotes lines from Twister, no one has Twister-watching parties, and no one recalls with fond admiration any of the performances. But it was a monster hit for a lot of reasons.
You could dig a plot hole to China and it'd still make more sense than these.
DECADES-OLD SPOILERS ALERT!
Oh, so that's how T-Rex slipped in.
Buckle in, everyone. It's about to get real.
The romantic tumult that movie characters go through can sometimes be pretty laughable. Most times, actually.
There is a substantial amount of great filmmaking that was beaten to death by its evil twin.
Fleming's Bond is insane. And it's that insanity which renders a few of Fleming's plots unfilmable.
Watching Netflix almost always results in a feeling of lasting satisfaction about a life well lived.