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Adam Sandler's Awards Campaign Will Include Mark Twain Prize, Because Why Not?
The Sandman was snubbed by the Golden Globes, but not by the Kennedy Center
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2 Keegan-Michael Key’s Touchdown Dance Has Made the NFL A Lot of Money — And He Knows It
The ‘Key & Peele’ star discussed Hingle McCringleberry’s cultural impact with Peyton and Eli Manning on ‘Monday Night Football’ last night
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Fox News Thinks Sebastian Maniscalco Will Turn the Tide in the Culture Wars
Apparently, the news network has never heard a middle-aged comedian make a ‘woke’ joke before
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Aubrey Plaza Was 'Tripping Balls' When She And Meghann Fahy Got Lost In Italy
Plaza called out her co-star for leaving out a key detail in her 'Late Night' anecdote
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10 Jokes About Santa and His Elves
Write these all down and leave them out with cookies, milk and handgun for Santa
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Jack Black and Tenacious D Are Actually Better at ‘Wicked Game’ Than Chris Isaak
The legendary comedy rockers played a cover that gives the original song a serious run for its money
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Steve-O Is Seriously Trying To Become 'The Martha Stewart Of Butthole Products'
The 'Jackass' star has fashioned himself to be America's great anal entrepreneur
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Christmastime Is When We Seemingly Forgive All of Chevy Chase's Sins
All the lights on the Christmas Vacation house temporarily blind us to the real Chevy.
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Elon Musk's Response To Being Booed Onstage at Dave Chappelle Show Was Total Elon Musk: 'I'm Rich, B----'
A surprise appearance by the Twitter CEO at a Dave Chappelle performance drew the most un-surprising response
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15 Demetri Martin Jokes for the Hall of Fame
’I think a treehouse is really insensitive. That’s like killing something and then making one of its friends hold it’
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Comedian Asim Chaudhry Talks ‘The Honeymoon,’ ‘Sandman’ and David Hasselhoff
‘My grandmother is an old Pakistani woman who doesn’t know anyone. But she knows who David Hasselhoff is’
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10 of the Best Jokes from This Week 12/11/22
Twitter is somehow still around, even though it’s got a real 2002 Kmart vibe happening right now
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12 of the Best ‘Weekend Update’ Jokes So Far This ‘SNL’ Season
‘An Arizona woman was arrested after she allegedly went day drinking while her 5-month-old child was sitting home alone… like a loser’
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The Five Absolutely, Positively Non-Essential Vince Vaughn Performances
’Well, well, well — Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team’
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‘A Few Good Men’ Courtroom Scene Parodies, Ranked
You can’t handle the... well, you know
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