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The Time George from 'Seinfeld' Tried to Murder Columbo Live on Stage
In 1999, George Costanza and Lieutenant Columbo starred in a play that seemed to be about Y2K
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Adam Sandler Was Gonna Quit 'Airheads' If They Didn't Cast Brendan Fraser
Sandler issued an ultimatum to get the 'Encino Man' star cast in a box office bomb
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Best Tweets Roasting Jennifer Lawrence, The Self-Proclaimed 'First Female Action Star'
Lawrence claimed that "nobody had ever put a woman in the lead of an action movie" before she did 'Hunger Games'
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Drew Barrymore Wants Cameron Diaz to Do a 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Remake With Her
Barrymore told Adam Sandler that she thinks she should take over for John Candy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Hall Of Fame Jokes From Celebrities Not Known For Being Funny
Once you puked with Sylvia Plath, you were friends forever.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Forgotten Bo Burnham Sitcom That Predicted the Future
Zach Stone was America’s first social media influencer
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- By Matt Solomon
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Kenan Thompson Spills Tea On Why Pete Davidson's So Popular With The Ladies, Besides His BDE
It has been zero days since someone from 'SNL' has reminded us of Pete's prodigious package.
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Remembering When Helen Hunt Threw Herself Out A Two-Story Window On Angel Dust
It’s like if a bunch of ‘80s guidance counselors tried to write an episode of Euphoria.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Mindy Kaling Says You Couldn't Make 'The Office' Today -- But You Totally Could
'The Office' is still one of the most popular shows in the world, yet Kaling says it would be a flop if it premiered today
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67 of the Best Steven Wright Jokes on His 67th Birthday
Strip your voice of any indication that you’re alive and recite these over and over for Steven’s birthday — thanks
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- By Dan Fritschie
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My Personality Is Bigger Than My Voice: A Conversation with Nonverbal Comic Ahren Belisle
‘I like making people laugh. I like being heard and seen. And I like educating people through a medium that brings joy and laughter’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Conan Has A Small Request While He Carves His Tombstone
O'Brien and Lizzy Caplan commented on some of the strange social conventions of celebrity life
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- By Keegan Kelly
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How a Diarrhea Joke Saved a Woman's Life
It's official -- poop jokes are preventative medicine
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Adam Sandler Doesn't Listen to Any Critic Besides Kathy Bates
Bates told Sandler on the set of 'Waterboy' that only one opinion mattered -- her own
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Sacha Baron Cohen Made a Spot-on Kanye Joke at the Kennedy Center Honors
Borat made an appearance in D.C. to comment on Kanye, Trump, and Kazakh cultural appropriation
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