Cracked Archive - Comedy
Pat Mahomes Once Drank Every Last Coors Light at an Andrew Santino Comedy Show
He says the All-Pro quarterback took down every Silver Bullet at a Dallas comedy club
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4 Geena Davis’ New Bill Murray Allegations Include a Massager and a Clown Costume — Disgusting Behavior He Repeated on Arsenio Hall
We found footage of Murray basically groping Davis for nine straight minutes on ‘The Arsenio Hall Show’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Rick and Morty’ Star and Co-Creator Justin Roiland Faces Domestic Violence Charges
Roiland attended a pre-trial hearing this morning in connection to an incident in January 2020
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Seth Rogen Was So High at the Golden Globes He Thought Bryan Cranston Was Drew Barrymore
They’re practically twins
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Futurama’: Amy and Kif’s Kids Will Sprout Legs and Crawl Onto Land Exactly 1,000 Years from Today
It’s been 20 years since Amy, Kif and Leela dropped their kids off at the pool
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- By Keegan Kelly
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11 of the Only Good ‘Kids These Days’ Jokes
‘My grandpa’s like, ‘You kids are soft! I was shot at in Vietnam!’ My nephew’s like, ‘I was shot at in homeroom!’’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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‘Look at My Boobies, Jack’: Arnold Schwarzenegger Deep-Faked into ‘Titanic’ Is A Must Watch
Your clothes. Take off your clothes.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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If You’ve Ever Wanted to Kill Kevin From ‘Home Alone,’ You Can
If you die in the Game Boy version of the holiday staple, the Wet Bandits kill Kevin and hang his lifeless body from a hook for all to see
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Wednesday’ Has Goth Girls Flocking to Romania
The Tim Burton series has increased interest in trips to Bucharest by 55 percent
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘I Want to Play More Bad Guys’: Kumail Nanjiani Thinks Progressive Casting Has Killed the Non-White Villain
Nanjiani thinks that ‘woke’ Hollywood has been whitewashing villains
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 of the Best Lines from ‘Confess, Fletch’
Think the original character and not so much Chevy Chase playing Chevy Chase sorta doing the same thing as the guy in the books
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- By Dan Fritschie
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‘I Can Say Ken Jeong Is in It’: Joel McHale Confirms at Least One Return for the ‘Community’ Movie
Breath easy, Señor Chang is a yes
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This Central Florida Symphony Orchestra Is Gonna Go Hard on Music from 'The Office' and 'Monty Python'
The ‘Comedy Tonight’ concert will bring humor’s best bangers to the Sunshine State
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Someone Edited the AMC Intro to Make Nicole Kidman Watch the Diarrhea Scene From ‘Dumb and Dumber’
‘Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Just A Reminder: We’re Well Past Larry David’s Statute of Limitations on Saying ‘Happy New Year’
We’re officially one week past the ‘three days rule’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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