Cracked Archive - Comedy
An Early Adam Sandler Roast Erupted into ‘Violence’
‘You’re the exact same guy you were when you first started — a drunken buffoon’
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0 Don’t Forget — Amy Schumer Was Supposed to Be Barbie in ‘Barbie’
Before they sold the project, Sony almost made the movie with Schumer — before a pair of heels changed her mind
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Cecily Strong Lists All the Ways Donald Trump Was a Nightmare ‘Saturday Night Live’ Host
Your favorite president doesn’t believe ‘The Giving Tree’ is a real book
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ron Howard Almost Made Opie Porn to Fund Directorial Debut
We almost got to see Mayberry After Dark
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- By Matt Solomon
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Chris Rock Convinced Donald Glover to Give Stand-Up Another Try
‘GQ’ called Glover’s stand-up career ‘god-awful’ to his face — he’ll rub his future comedy Grammy in theirs
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Tom Cruise Still Desperately Wants to Make a Les Grossman Movie — Did No One Tell Him About Harvey Weinstein?
The ‘Top Gun’ star is ‘fixated’ on a possible ‘Tropic Thunder’ spin-off
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Once You Get to a Place of Freedom, You Truly Start Living’: Mo’Nique Talks About Fighting for Fair Pay With Her Newest Netflix Special
Five years ago, Mo’Nique sued Netflix after publicly accusing them of pay discrimination. Today, they released her boldest comedy special yet
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Illumination, Eddie Murphy Want ‘Shrek 5’ and a Donkey Spin-Off
A fifth ‘Shrek’ is already in the works with the original cast in talks to return — and Murphy may finally get his ‘Last Wish’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Funniest Tiffany Haddish Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
Whether she’s a Lego Queen or animated toucan, she’s still HOF worthy
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- By Dan Fritschie
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TikTok Comedian Adds Unnecessary Backstory for the Most Emotional ‘Walk Into A Bar’ Jokes Ever
Madison Sinclair turns classic jokes into tearjerkers
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Nepo Baby Twitter’s Best Jokes About Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Cutting Their Kids Out of the Will
Somehow, celebrities wanting their kids to get real jobs is news — and the jokes about it are juicy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘The Late Late Show with James Corden’ Will Die the Way It Lived — Sucking Up to Celebrities
Corden revealed the slate of silly celebrity segments he has planned for his farewell tour
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Helicopter Dad Judd Apatow Has Seen Maude’s Off-Broadway Debut Nine Times — And He Has Some Notes
Dad, could you try not to be so bald?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Dave Bautista’s Fake Stand-Up Special Announcement on April Fools’ Day Is Peak Anti-Humor
Bautista made the best joke by telling the absolute worst jokes
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- By Keegan Kelly
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John Oliver Dares Disney to Sue Over His Mickey Mouse Mascot
Let’s see what happens when you poke the House of Mouse
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- By Matt Solomon
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