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Dave Chappelle Is Buying Up Yellow Springs, Ohio, and Some Locals Aren’t Happy
The more Chappelle buys, the more the town does what he wants
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John Mulaney Turned Down the Hosting Gig on ‘The Daily Show’ Because His Sitcom Sucked So Bad
Lorne Michaels made such a lousy sitcom that it caused Trevor Noah to host a late-night show for seven years
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Mussolini’s Granddaughter Had Beef With Jim Carrey
Carrey’s cartoon practically started an international Twitter incident
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 of the Greatest ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes in the History of the World
Everyone has a mama… and everyone wants to diss them
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- By Erik Barnes
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The Best Times Norm Macdonald Messed With Us on 'Saturday Night Live' for His Own Amusement
‘I just like doing jokes I like, and if the audience doesn’t like them, then they’re wrong, not me’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Good Grief: How Lucy Pulling the Football Away from Charlie Brown Became a Signature ‘Peanuts’ Gag
Old blockhead certainly was gullible
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- By Brian VanHooker
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21 Tweets and TikToks That Made Our Week
Someone asked A.I. to describe 9/11 by using emojis, and the result was hilarious
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- By Ian Garner
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Roy Wood Jr.’s Best Jokes From the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Last Night, Ranked
‘President Biden thinks I’m the dad from ‘Family Matters’’
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- By Matt Solomon
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This Video Putting the GOP in Drag Would Get A.I. Arrested In Tennessee
‘G.O.P. stands for Glamor On Point’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘The Blues Brothers’ Is An Official ‘Catholic Classic’ According to the Vatican
In 2010, the Pope decided that getting the band back together is essentially a sacrament
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Make Late Night at War Again
James Corden says late-night hosts ‘aren’t at war. We’re a family.’ Oof. Go back to pummeling one another, please
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- By Matt Solomon
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Amy Poehler Claims a Mentalist Secretly Hypnotized Her into Buying Him Dinner
Poehler’s distrust of magicians and mentalists somehow has nothing to do with her ex-husband
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Lucille Ball Uncovered World War II Spies — With Her Teeth
Sound like an old ‘Gilligan’s Island’ episode? (Yeah, it was)
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- By Matt Solomon
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Men Can’t Stop Hitting on the World’s Oldest Female Stand-Up Comic
Yeah, she’s hilarious, but ‘it’s not my brain they’re after’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Reveals How She Had A Miscarriage The Year ‘Seinfeld’ Premiered
JLD was 28 years old when she joined ‘Seinfeld,’ but a harrowing health scare marred that year
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- By Keegan Kelly
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