The Week in Whales! (Next Week: The Week in Wales!)

- The Jellyfish Association for the Preservation of Shrimp
- The United League of Shark Victims (advocating victimised sharks)
- Associated Krill and Plankton
- The Prawn Society
- The International Noise Conspiracy (Lungfish Division)
In other whale-related news, recent fossil evidence suggests that the modern whale is not descended from the Hippo, as has been assumed, but rather from Indohyus, an extinct deer-like creature the size of a raccoon: In other words, whales got faaaaaaat.