The U.S.S. Enterprise (Is Getting P.U.S.S.Y. Tonight) (feat. MC's Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)

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The rap parody song has a long and storied history. Like the Jesus or Hitler sketch, it is often a dangerous road to travel down. You're instantly inviting comparisons between your work and that of the greatest comedians of the age. Do I really think our little comedy rap is on par with the likes of Boba the Fett, White and Nerdy, or Gin & Juice (the Gourds version)? All I can say, humbly, is yes, it's far better than all of those combined*. Enjoy!

If they are desired, the lyrics can be found in the video description
here. You can also download the song here, if you're the kind of person who makes parody songs a part of their regular listening retinue. I'll admit, I occasionally rock me some "Eat It" at the gym. Nothing gets me pumped like Weird Al's slammin' vocals. *But only if you're really into Star Trek: The Next Generation.
When not blogging for Cracked, Michael neuters Tribbles as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!

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