The (Mentally Ill) Idiot's Guide To Amazon.com
What Do You Want To Buy?What's your poison?
Got Your Products? Review Them!Buying hand sanitizer and urine jars is great and all, but with so many different products to choose from, how are you supposed to know which one is right for you? That's where one of Amazon's best features - user-generated commenting - comes into play. Let's pretend you're me for a second. Take a moment to get into character. Got it? Okay. Now that you're me, you know as well as I do that the government is trying to control your mind with satellites that send signals to a tiny chip they've implanted in your skull. You also know that lining your dank, cave-like studio apartment with aluminum foil will block the satellite transmissions, but different brands of aluminum foil have different thicknesses, and there are
Want MORE Stuff? Make A Wish List!Now that you've got a feel for the basics, the hardest part will be keeping track of all those products you want to purchase! Luckily, Amazon has a built-in "Wish List" feature for just this purpose. Let's pretend you're me for a second. Take a moment to get into character. Got it? Okay. Now that you're me, you know as well as I do that planning a romantic evening with a special young lady can be a daunting, sometimes stressful occasion. Every detail - from your freshly-pressed tuxedo to the chilled bottle of Dom Pérignon waiting in the limo - needs to be perfect, and it can be difficult to keep it all straight in your head. That's why when I have a lot of things I need to buy, I use Amazon's Wish List feature to keep track of it all: See how easy that is? Try it out for yourself - you'll be amazed by how much better you'll feel with a well-organized shopping list to look at. Congratulations - you're now an expert Amazon.com shopper! Why not treat yourself to something nice?
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