The 7 Best Kinds of Monkeys: A Drunk Column
Even though the entire United States is celebrating its independence this long weekend with drinking and showering loved ones in fire, Editor-in-Chief Jack O'Brien is still insisting that I write a column. He would rather I cook up genius alone in a dark room than love my country with beer and explosions because Jack O'Brien hates fun, and he hates America.
Capuchin Monkeys
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Pygmy Marmosets
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Spectacled Langur*
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Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey
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Emperor Tamarin
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This One!
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Koala Bear
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