Cracked has long been dedicated to delivering the most incredible information it can discover, mixed in with a heaping helping of jokes about RoboCop's penis. But as George Orwell once wrote, "All mind-blowing facts are mind-blowing, but some are more mind-blowinger than others." And that's why we've taken the time to select the top 25 things we sort of remember from articles we published this year. May they explode your brain just as they exploded ours.

Batgirl Was Created So People Wouldn't Think Batman And Robin Were Having Sex

"It wasn't exactly a coup for women. The characters were portrayed as ditzes who were largely useless at fighting crime and mostly interested in getting into Batman and Robin's respective spandex. Plus, the fact that the menfolk didn't seem too thrilled about their presence probably didn't do much to deflect talk of Batpederasty."

From: 5 Hilariously Stupid Reasons Why Famous Characters Exist

A Paleontologist Predicted The 2011 Japan Tsunami With The Help Of An Old Poem

"Through analyzing the soil in the region the poem was set, Minoura discovered ocean water in one of the layers, proving there had been a massive earthquake/tsunami duet in the year 869. Digging deeper (literally), Minoura discovered something chilling: The same tsunami affected layers every thousand years -- and the next one was overdue."

The American Grading System Goes A, B, C, D, F Because Schools Were Afraid Parents Would Think "E" Stood For "Excellent"

"By the way, there's no record of any significant number of people misunderstanding the other letters. People could've just as easily assumed A stood for 'Amazing,' B stood for 'Badass,' C stood for 'Crappy,' D stood for 'Dipshit,' and F stood for 'Fucking Idiot,' but they didn't."

From: 5 More Dumb Questions With Surprisingly Interesting Answers

Isaac Newton Was Obsessed With Sin And Wanted To Kill His Stepdad

"Young Newton had quite a few mommy issues, to the point that when his mother remarried, he developed an intense hatred for his new stepfather. Apparently, by his own admission, this resulted in the genius teenager threatening to kill both of them in a fiery inferno and beating the shit out of one or more people."

An Autistic Kid Stole Rare Bird Feathers From A Museum, Then Sold Them To Evil Fly Fishermen

"Rist made off with a selection of the best specimens, then made an estimated $159,000 selling them to the 'feather underground.' Which is a shady network of ... fly fishermen? Who obsessively hunt rare feathers to ... tie to fishing flies? What the hell is going on with this story?!"

From: 7 'Ocean's Eleven'-Style Heists (That Happened In Real Life)

A Jet Pack Caused A Gruesome, Ridiculous Real-life Coen Brothers Movie

"We humans simply cannot be trusted with this technology. What follows is the absolutely real story of some dudes who did in fact own a jet pack and took it for a years-long ride fueled by deceit, obsession, assault, kidnapping, possible murder, and a little dash of karate for good measure. To be extra clear: We did not make any of this up."

From: The Incredible, Stupid, Gruesome Story Of The First Jet Pack

Somebody Tried To Market A Handmaid's Tale Wine That Suggested Customers "Give In To Seduction"

"As a reminder, The Handmaid's Tale is about a totalitarian society where fertile women are property of the state, forced to produce children for the ruling class. Main character Offred's name means 'Of Fred,' as in she's the legal property of a man. It's not exactly light fare that you watch with your gal pals while giggling over a fruity pinot noir."

Nobody Is Sure Why A Clock Goes "Tick-Tock" And Not "Tock-Tick"

" says that speakers do the shit they do because it's the laziest ('most optimal' means 'least amount of effort') way to do it. You have to work fractionally less to say tick-tock or clip-clop than you do to say tock-tick or clop-clip. So we just evolved an affinity for the sound of the laziest way to do things."

From: 5 Oddities Of Everyday Language That Leave Experts Baffled

A Type Of Brain Stimulation Can Make You Sense A "Shadow Person" In The Room With You

"The right gadgets can put a ghostly figure right in a room with you, and we're not talking about holograms desecrating the sanctity of the Coachella Music Festival. Scientists have actually figured out the process behind how we create ghosts in our own minds."

An Entire Industry Has Arisen Around Transporting Americans To Mexico To Get Cheap Healthcare

"When you're facing a five-figure bill in the U.S., that means you can buy a plane ticket to Tijuana, book a hotel there, get healed, and then throw in another week of sightseeing and tequila on top of that, and you'll still end up spending less than if you'd gotten the work done at home."

From: Millions Of Americans Go To Mexico When They Need Healthcare

Every '30s Movie Studio Had To Have A Singing Cowboy Picture

"The singing cowboy craze lasted 20 entire years, and boy howdy did they pump them out fast. RPC ... alone released over 90 movies in that era, which means writers had to figure out dozens of stories about a guy in a Stetson who can yodel each year."

Geneticists Named A Gene That Causes Severe Brain, Skull, And Facial Defects After Sonic The Hedgehog

"Recently, an inhibitor has been found to counteract the sonic hedgehog deformation, which scientists have dubbed the Robotnikinin. Somewhere in a lab out there today, a 29-year-old PhD is gleefully looking for a defective gene that causes people to be born with two tailbones solely to keep the joke running."

From: 5 Dumb Science Problems That Are Causing Real Damage

People Keep Trying To Invent A Better Calendar, But Cultural Inertia Keeps Them From Being Adopted.

"The Gregorian calendar is kind of a mess. Like a college student desperately trying to get laid, it has to reinvent itself every year. You're probably so used to its shortcomings that you don't even think about them."

A Former Nazi Interrogator Made The Mosaics In Cinderella's Castle

"Despite being a foot soldier for history's great evil, Scharff was well-respected by his prisoners, and come the end of the war, he was able to hit up some of his old contacts for advice about moving to the United States. Once there, he discovered his true passion: mosaic art."

From: 5 Crazy Stories From The Early Days Of Disneyland

The NRA Advocated For Gun Control Until A Bunch Of Fanatics Enacted A Coup

"On May 21, 1977, at the NRA's annual conference and in a stunning display of organization that future generations would come to know as the 'Revolt at Cincinnati,' the rebel faction was able to decapitate and replace the entire leadership of the NRA with a single stroke."

From: How The NRA Lost Its Mind

We Still Don't Know Who Made The Bombs For The Boston Marathon Attack

"Explosives experts figured that this kind of bomb-making still required a level of technical expertise that the brothers simply didn't possess. Even stranger, not a trace of bomb-making equipment was ever found at their homes or dorms, which had to have served as their workshops."

Guy Fieri Is Kind Of A Hero

"From a makeshift kitchen in a parking lot, he served evacuees, volunteers, and firefighters a veritable feast which included chicken, pork loin, braised cabbage, mashed potatoes, and baked beans. And that's before we get to his donations to World Central Kitchen, a nonprofit which provided meals to the people of Puerto Rico following last year's hurricanes."

There Are Deal-Makers Who Work To Get Real-Life Weapons Into Video Games

"While it isn't easy to figure out the extent to which gun-containing video games boost real-world gun sales, that isn't really the reason gun companies are doing this. In the words of a Barrett Rifles rep, 'video games expose our brand to a young audience who are considered possible future owners.'"

From: 5 Very Real, Very 2018 Jobs (You Had No Clue Existed)

It Was Once Literally Illegal To Be Deformed Or Disabled In Some Major Cities

"One 'ugly law' introduced in 1881 Chicago targeted anyone who was 'diseased, maimed, mutilated, or in any way deformed, so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object.' And this wording was so popular (read: awful) that it was soon copy-pasted into similar ordinances in Omaha, Columbus, Cleveland, and Portland."

From: 5 Insane Ways History's Screwed Over Disabled People

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