Starpulse And Wide Open Ass???!!!

Life in the Slow Lane for Hanks?But lately, it seems there's a new Starpulse in town. They're trying to feature more in-depth articles, and, bless their hearts, the results are adorable. No, wait. Not adorable. I mean maddeningly inept. Like this latest gem: a feature they like to callHollywood superstar Tom Hanks almost missed the LA premiere of The Golden Compass last night, blaming traffic conditions. Some had speculated that the star of Forrest Gump and The Green Mile might not make it to the event, but Hanks ultimately showed. "Sorry, I was stuck in traffic," Hanks told reporters as fans looked on from behind the velvet rope. Hanks was accompanied to the event by his wife Rita Wilson.
- Ron Howard and Clint Howard.
- Dennis Quaid and Randy Quaid.
- Sylvester Stallone and Frank Stallone.